* brik kicks Majic in the balls
<Majic> :O when did I get those?
<brik> I placed them there just so I could kick them
<Majic> Is there.... where do you.. can you buy them at Costco?

[Wed,3:45:55p] <w00t> if any blowing is gonna happen there, I'll blow brik

<ClickHappy> I have like 5 farms
<LordJody> thats because your fat bitches eats alot
<LordJody> :D
<ClickHappy> yes
<ClickHappy> my fat pop

--> You are now talking on #abuse
<Shiela> What the fuck am I ? A magnet for assholes ?
<Ib> yes
<Shiela> Don't try to agree with me just to suck up to me you fucking crawler!
<Ib> fuck you you fisheating cunt
--- You have been kicked from #abuse by Shiela (take your potty mouth out of here you fucking prick)

<ed> ever wannked and had a shit at the same time? lmfao
<Strike> can't say I have.
<ed> me neither :p

[21:29] <orbital> you play saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> this is my first time venturing out on mIRC
[21:29] <Ashley> ....
[21:29] <Ashley> ?
[21:29] <Ashley> saturn or mars?
[21:29] <Ashley> I play piano?

[23:40] <Nottheking> Speaking of which, it's been what, almost an hour and you've not DC'd? Must be anew record. :P
[23:40] ->> Connection closed from dexter.chatspike.net

If there was a second metre, it'd be like 23:40:010 to 23:40:012. Damn he jinxed me.

[23:31] <Majic> Does it turn green, yellow, or brown? :p
[23:31] <Mahadeva> it has a clear color
[23:32] <Majic> Like Elmer's Glue? 0.o
[23:32] <Mahadeva> or white
[23:32] <Majic> That would explain a lot....
[23:32] <Mahadeva> lol
[23:32] <Majic> Kids eating paste = bad
[23:32] <Mahadeva> elmers must be horse cum

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

<marijuana> BB is Battleship
<Germany> never seen it written like this *gg*
<marijuana> even if doesnt hve 2 Bs on the name
<marijuana> AA= Awesome combat ship (not invented now)
<marijuana> BB= BAttleship
<marijuana> :P
<marijuana> DD= destroyers
<marijuana> we can call CC= cruisers
<marijuana> bb=bombers(they are not capitals)
<marijuana> FF = frigates
<marijuana> ff=fighters
<marijuana> lol
<marijuana> im a genius naming ships
<marijuana> :P