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#1292 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-01-03 01:57:58
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#1360 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-09 17:29:22
* Doc has quit ([CS] Quit: Microsoft update needs to molest my computer...)
#1346 (0)
Posted by Tril @ 2009-09-01 21:06:55
[20:53:34] <+Tril> Higurashi: do you have a sexy voice ? :o
[20:56:35] <%Higurashi> They say so, Tril.

<3
#1037 (-1)
Posted by naiSt @ 2006-12-11 18:24:40
[19:17:44] <Odin`> airbase, alle vennene mines kontoer funker p min pc
[19:17:46] <Odin`> men ikke min egen
#1016 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-11-12 16:56:43
[16:53:12] <eggie> Brain - you got any gentoo geeks using inspircd yet ;)
[16:53:20] <Brain> yeah, me.
[16:53:20] <Sporks> yeah, brain is gonna dish out that jaffa cake
[16:53:27] <Brain> hahahahaha
#664 (0)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-09-21 14:02:12
[14:00] <-- w00t has quit (Killed (Craig (Promote w00t!)))
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> hmmm.
[14:00] <Hmzaniac> w00t's been promoted to real life.
#260 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:23:39
<Mike> why is everyone getting peered and pinging out today?
<Mike> oh wait let me guess
<Mike> bush peed on a power grid or something
<Mike> because he wanted to see if that myth about peeing on the third rail was true but he couldnt find a train track
<Brain> LOL
<Ib> well, chances are, he couldnt even get that right
<Mike> lol
<Brain> i dunno about peeing on the 3rd rail, but i pee from my '3rd leg'.
<Mike> Mrs. Bush: "Honey could you atleast clean it up when you pee on the seat!"
<Ib> He'd order powell to send out 3 batalions of troopers to do it for him
<Mike> Mr. Bush: "I'm sorry honey, its just so small its hard to aim"
<Mike> lmao Ib
<Mike> "The 341st air borne died today when they all simultaineously (sp?) peed on a north eastern power grid today. Their reason for the action? Bush dared em to..."
#1027 (-2)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-11-22 16:36:44
<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> oh fifty
<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> long time no see
<Jamaika> hehe ...now is ONE big DOllar :)
#1302 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2009-01-20 07:08:17
(08:06:49) <&peavey> man we gotta find new memes
(08:06:51) <&peavey> its 2009
(08:06:58) <@Majic> black president is black
#278 (-1)
Posted by DefHand @ 2004-10-31 19:37:01
<Stormscape> as my friend said once, it's really funny: "How appropiate. A German being a Spelling Nazi."