[21:57] <Brain> oh ffs
[21:57] <Brain> i just akilled myself

Ib wonders if briks bf approves of her long hours on irc?
* brik don't have enough time for a bf cause of her long hours on irc :p
<DarkLiege> lol
<Ib> ah.. hehe
<DarkLiege> spoken like a true geek
* Ib just assumed

<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.

<Tarwen> And then I didn't go on IRC for ages
<Excal> :P
<Tarwen> and my nick expired
<Tarwen> :P
<Excal> Youve explained before ;)
<Excal> We need to populate your channel :P
<Tarwen> lol
<Tarwen> Cyber doesn't populate chans
<Tarwen> :P:P

[10:26pm] Cow-Away: Dr_Kevorkian
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: yes hun
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: someone nearly rang u from my phone today
[10:26pm] Cow-Away: they wer eplaying wit my phone
[10:26pm] Dr_Kevorkian: heh
[10:27pm] Togy: you fought them to the ground before it rang?
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and i was coughing and couldnt breathe
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahaha
[10:27pm] Cow-Away: and they asked if they shoudl ring doctor kev
[10:27pm] Dr_Kevorkian: lmfao
[10:27pm] Togy: LOL
[10:27pm] ol: heh
[10:27pm] [DalCom]Larkin: hahahah
[10:27pm] HansOlo: lol
[10:27pm] DarkMaster: ahahaha

[21:31] <ol> your problem stems from an interface error causing vocal routing via the anus

[18:57] <Sanity> So Nova.
[18:57] <Sanity> Why're we awake?
[18:58] <Sanity> So me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Why're we awake?
[18:58] <Sanity> Well, me, I think it's because we're bored.
[18:58] <Sanity> A very good point, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Why thank you, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Anytime, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> I love you, me.
[18:58] <Sanity> Love you too, me.
[19:00] <Sanity> Uhm, excuse me, me?
[19:00] <Sanity> What?
[19:00] <Sanity> You love me, but not me?
[19:01] <Sanity> I've been away from the house so often I...
[19:01] <Sanity> NO, I'M JUST AN ASSHOLE
[19:01] <Sanity> WELL I KNOW WHAT?
[19:01] <Sanity> I NEVER LOVED ME
[19:01] <Sanity> WHAT?! ;_____________;
[19:01] <Sanity> THAT'S RIGHT.
[19:01] <Sanity> Whoa guys, calm down.
[19:01] <Sanity> Stfu, me.
[19:01] <Sanity> no u
[19:01] <Sanity> lol jk ilm <3
[19:01] <Sanity> ilm2
[19:01] <Sanity> I even love me?!
[19:01] <Sanity> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
[19:02] <Sanity> BITCH, IT'S ON.
[19:02] <Sanity> K us.
[19:02] <Sanity> Let's take it somewhere else, okay?
[19:02] <Sanity> lol ok
[19:02] <Sanity> Sounds good.
[19:02] <Sanity> Meet you there.
[19:02] <Sanity> l8r lol

(Novajam was playing Puzzle Quest while all this went on)

[19:30:33] <Majic> I mean, big means something to grab onto. Muscular means Lowie. And TAN means hawt. :p
[19:30:57] <Karate|Away> but butts are made of muscle
[19:30:59] <[KoYc]Lowlife> I'm not muscular
[19:31:20] <[KoYc]Lowlife> but I made treesas hand hurt by flexing my butt
[19:31:22] <[KoYc]Lowlife> :p
[19:31:27] <Majic> ahaha

<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p

<Jiminy> i was there! I WAS IN GAYPORN