[20:18] <Legen|D> know what Project Pitchfork is?
[20:19] <Togy> it's the farmers plan for world domination
[20:19] <Legen|D> lol
[20:19] <Togy> it involves jabbing pitchforks into people
[20:19] <Assassin> lol

(+Olli) orcs are green and so are ysou
(@sexy_geek) roses are red violets are blue, im going to stab you with my axe, cuz i hate youl
(+AngryMutantPenguin) The sky is red, I'll strangle you blue...

The #chatspike (orc) love poem contest :)

[23:18:31] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-o-lanturn to Hello
[23:18:45] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-] to Hello
[23:18:52] <OperServ> GROUP: [-_-]-ghost to Hello
[23:19:14] <Taros> I can see him trying to get on as [-_-] and getting owned by defender.

*the next day*

[09:48:54] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5565 total drones killed.
[09:48:58] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5566 total drones killed.
[09:50:25] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5567 total drones killed.
[09:50:46] <Defender> *SPLAT* Whacked drone; NICK: [-_-]-o-lanturn IDENT: loismustdie GECOS: wsl SCORE: 8, 5568 total drones killed.

<Togy> Sporks strip for ol
<+Sporks> Togy: i'm not following you...

<Thinkagain> anyone here who got Command & conquer generals Zero Hour ?
<Thinkagain> nobody? :/
<[OPA]Garak> hm
<coco> morning garak :)
<[OPA]Garak> hey :)=
<Thinkagain> i wanna paly :'(
<Thinkagain> play'
<[OPA]Garak> C&C generals... I wonder when the IRAQ war add-on + the IRAN war addon is to be released... :rollseyes:

<MrBOFH> stop cybering with marie and help me :/
<Marie> hes cybering with me?
<Marie> news to me :p
<Dr_Kevorkian> <Marie> news to me :p <-- that bad huh?

[15:20:29] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> windows VISTA, an acronym
[15:20:30] <Hmzaniac> <sigwerk> Viruses, Infections, Spyware, Trojans, and Adware
[15:20:35] <Beer> lmao
[15:20:46] <STFW> hahaha
[15:20:48] <STFW> its so true

[21:28:10] <+ed> i'm preparing for a bold attempt at obtaining employment tomorrow
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we

<~Adremelech> goose, im installing ubuntu on my desktop
<~Adremelech> im going to run windows 7 in a vm!

#brc

08:26:36 @Dauthi coughmark=gaylordcough
08:26:44 @[BRC]Mark420 lol
08:26:45 @Dauthi coughmeistheonlyonestraightcough
08:26:55 * @[BRC]Mark420 had more women tht u have had hot dinners