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#48 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:48:25
[21:53] <Archy`> My day keeps getting better and better. Just sprayed myself with what i thought was deoderant.... Turned out to be hair colouring...
[21:53] <[Brain]> lmao!!!
[21:53] <[Brain]> youve got purple armpit hair now? :)
[21:53] <Archy`> Nope, silver
[21:53] <Archy`> :P
[21:53] <MrBOFH> lol
#1455 (1)
Posted by Duck @ 2009-12-16 23:02:21
[18:48] <+Karina> I'm going to hit you if you say "eh" or "aboot" though, Canadians do not say aboot! or eh randomly! :O
[18:49] <@Moose> eh?
[18:50] * +Karina stabs Moose with a pillow

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#589 (1)
Posted by Azhrarn @ 2005-06-28 21:42:19
[16:37] Teleios_: well I did have a penis last ngiht.
#1527 (3)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2010-06-19 23:58:44
[03:19:32] <~Azuria> yus
[03:20:35] <~Azuria> still am\
[03:20:47] <~Azuria> sry, just one hand to type right now
[03:20:53] <~Azuria> >_>\
[03:20:53] <&Higurashi> Uh-huh..
[03:20:56] <~Azuria> ...
[03:21:23] * @Empireth does not speculate why...
[03:21:51] <~Azuria> I'm braiding actually
[03:21:55] <~Azuria> have to hold it with one hand
[03:22:02] <&Higurashi> ...
[03:22:09] <&Higurashi> You should wax. That's just nasty.
[03:22:14] <~Azuria> XDDDD
#402 (3)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-11-26 10:52:12
[10:46] <Craig> it's amazing how people fall for the same trick multiple times in less than 5minutes

-- Several Minutes Later --

[10:50] <Craig> http://www.chatspike.net/index.php?p=quotes&i=741&l=3
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> :(
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> damnit
[10:51] * Lowlife shoots craig
[10:51] <Craig> ROFL
[10:51] <Craig> you did it again
[10:51] <Craig> >:D
[10:51] <[GalGen]Damien> yeah :(
#195 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:43
[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best
#662 (4)
Posted by Garak @ 2005-09-16 16:36:23
(13:14:14) (@Garak) I'M A B**** I'M A LOVER I'M A CHILD I'M A MOTHER I'M A SINNER I'M A SAIT!
(13:14:26) (%w00teh) *SAINT(sorry)
(13:14:31) %w00teh slaps self
(13:14:33) (@Garak) :/
(13:14:43) (%w00teh) force of habit ;/
(13:14:54) (@Garak) Yet another glorious announcement screwed up by a damn typo :(
(13:15:09) (@Garak) Good I didn't wallop it :|
(13:15:28) (@Dr_Kev) what was the announcement? - that you're a bitch?
(13:15:37) (@Dr_Kev) excuse me... a B****
(13:15:41) (@Garak) yes?
(13:15:50) (@Dr_Kev) we knew that already
(13:15:56) (@Dr_Kev) that aint news :/
(13:15:57) (@Garak) oh :|
(13:15:59) (@Garak) ok
(13:16:08) @Garak shuts up again
(13:16:15) (%w00teh) G'S A B**** I'M HIS LOVER KEV'S HIS CHILD CRAIG'S HIS MOTHER..
(13:16:40) (@Dr_Kev) odd
(13:16:42) (@Dr_Kev) but funny
(13:16:45) (%w00teh) :P
(13:16:48) (@Garak) SCAN'S A SINNER ZEDD'S A SAINT!
(13:16:50) (%w00teh) sums me up pretty much
(13:16:55) (@Garak) AND NEITHER FEELS ASHAMED!
#1356 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-09-08 20:27:52
<Shawn> I gave $30,000 to a Malaysian prince as an investment to help get his country out of debt
<Shawn> In 10 years I'll be getting 3 million back.
<Shawn> I think I did pretty good.
#236 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:18:27
* Herbstwind feels surrounded by geeks
* Jango hugs herbs....how ur not :p
<Jango> *now
* Jango was kicked by typobox43 (We have to purify the race...)
#979 (2)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-21 00:53:40
<@w00t> if you are what you eat
<@w00t> Majic is a giant throbbing COCK
<@w00t> with veins
<@w00t> and stuff
<%Archy`> mmmm