Below are some quotes randomly selected from our database.
#742 (1)
Posted by AwgMotH @ 2006-02-26 15:06:31
[15:35:24] * Joins: nymphetamine
[15:35:43] <nymphetamine> howdy
[15:35:50] <kpanic> girl
[15:36:44] <nymphetamine> asl?
[15:37:06] <nymphetamine> anyone?
[15:37:16] <kpanic> 45 male
[15:37:20] <kpanic> with a huge ding dong
[15:37:26] <kpanic> and a 15yrold wife
[15:38:00] <kpanic> believe me ?
[15:38:13] * AwgMotH slaps kpanic with a huge ding dong
[15:38:22] <kpanic> thankyou
[15:38:35] <AwgMotH> that's not a good way to impress a girl
[15:38:36] * kpanic adjusts his dong ding
[15:38:39] * Quits: nymphetamine ([CS] Quit: Metal Rules!)
#1382 (1)
Posted by jackmcbarn @ 2009-10-02 20:36:31
Multiple Channels
-----
* Angelical ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* BullDog ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* deog ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* Stealth ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* Yami ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* LV15GAMER ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* Schiz0 ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* Zyf_Lappy ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
* TOH ([email protected]) has quit: Ping timeout: 121 seconds
-----
All within about 15 minutes. Note they're all Verizon customers. Verizon fail!
#1412 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2009-10-23 13:01:23
10/23@12:46:52 <#chatspike/%chaz> i have a purpose :)
10/23@12:46:59 <#chatspike/%chaz> naked? :)
#1272 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-09-02 10:18:24
11:14:20 * LiquidAtom can never remember, and google never gives me the answer im looking for.
11:14:45 <Scott|Laptop> You must be using Google wrong then =P
11:15:03 <LiquidAtom> Is that even possible?
#283 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-01 18:00:14
--> Bismarck ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Bismarck> @find teen
<-- Bismarck ([email protected]) has left #chatspike
<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
#1743 (5)
Posted by FallingUp @ 2013-06-24 05:07:57
Jun 23 23:15:06
* Now talking on #dokis
* Topic for #dokis is: bananas | poop | pee
* Topic for #dokis set by [email protected] at Sun Jun 23 22:23:08 2013
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to FallingUp
.
.
.
<FallingUp> So, Have we mentioned why it's a bad idea to aop everyone?
<edie> who is falling up
<hika> wow leave
* hika sets ban on *!*@*
* You have been kicked from #dokis by hika (See You - Kick sponsored by www.trillian.im)


This is why it's a bad idea to set AOP *!*@*
#941 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 10:21:35
<w00t> Majic has expereience in desperate housewives
<Mahadeva> mom!?!?
<Majic> You bet. :p
#1240 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2008-03-06 23:23:29
*neveza rips Magnus's chest open.
*Magnus expells his communist worms into nevezas face.
<neveza> OH GOD!
<neveza> COMMIES ARE DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN!
<Magnus> Muahahaha. >:D Hahaha!
*Magnus heals himself and continues on normally.
<neveza> AHH! NO! I...I!!! AHHH!!!....Mmm...Vodka and oppression.
<Magnus> Welcome to my world! Comrade!
#790 (0)
Posted by ol @ 2006-07-11 20:39:07
[20:38] <w00t> I LIKE HASH MORE THAN I LIKE MONEY
[20:38] <w00t> OK?
#1459 (5)
Posted by goose @ 2009-12-24 08:08:04
07:55:56 * | loses his balance
07:55:57 -!- | is now known as _