10:14:43 PM <+Brain> LaptopExcal: you buy from the virgin shop? its a lie.
10:14:48 PM <+Brain> they NEVER sell any virgins.
10:15:02 PM <HighWater> yeah, every girl there has already been used

* LaptopBrain crunches Duck many times against a bloody, disgusting Atka mackerel

* LaptopBrain beautifies Duck infinitely against the outside of a Southern hake

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[22:57] <Majic> blarg monkey!
[22:57] <Adremelech> can someone ban w00t?
[22:58] <Majic> Possibly, but it'd take a lot of pr0n to make him leave. :/
[22:58] <Majic> *kidding*
[22:58] <Majic> (PlayBrik Magazine)
[22:58] <Adremelech> lol
[22:58] <Majic> *hides under rock*

* jackmcbarn slaps Brain around a bit with a large trout
* TheKiNG slaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a large Brain
* goose cockslaps jackmcbarn around a bit with a 'large trout'

<Kumi> I can hear lots of noise coming from upstairs.
<Kumi> it's rather unsettling. Even at home with thin ceilings the noise isn't this loud.
<SHK> MOAR DAKKA
<Aimee> ...What is the noise? :s
<Kumi> Somebody walking.
<Aimee> Oh xD
<Aimee> Thought it might be someone fawking

<Majic> I finally figured out why I couldn't talk to my uncle in AIM. I lifted the block I put on him a few months ago when he kept bothering me while I was cybering with someone. :D

[23:31] <Majic> Does it turn green, yellow, or brown? :p
[23:31] <Mahadeva> it has a clear color
[23:32] <Majic> Like Elmer's Glue? 0.o
[23:32] <Mahadeva> or white
[23:32] <Majic> That would explain a lot....
[23:32] <Mahadeva> lol
[23:32] <Majic> Kids eating paste = bad
[23:32] <Mahadeva> elmers must be horse cum

[18/12/04 || 23:00:29] <%ComaBlack> Garak
[18/12/04 || 23:02:45] <[OPA]MovieGarak> Coma?
[18/12/04 || 23:03:43] <%ComaBlack> Did any gays hit on you in frisco?
[18/12/04 || 23:03:49] <[OPA]MovieGarak> Nope
[18/12/04 || 23:04:02] <@^MeM^|Away> trying to find a friend for tats coma?
[18/12/04 || 23:04:09] <[OPA]MovieGarak> LMAO
[18/12/04 || 23:04:23] <%Coma|food> lol

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<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
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<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
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<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^

<MKnight> darn fucking keyboard suck when you set it on your lap
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I can't tell if he's having trouble with his keyboard or if he's cybering with someone... 0.o