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#941 (3)
Posted by Brik @ 2006-09-10 10:21:35
<w00t> Majic has expereience in desperate housewives
<Mahadeva> mom!?!?
<Majic> You bet. :p
#924 (-2)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-09-07 08:02:24
[00:01] <Loki> holy hell
[00:01] <Loki> Osama Bin Laden is 6'5"
[00:01] <Loki> he's huge
[00:01] <Loki> no wonder he hides all the tme
[00:01] <Loki> Arabs are usually short
#1440 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-05 04:55:58
<clueless222> I just realized I've been wearing a USB extention cable around my neck for hours
#1131 (0)
Posted by IronLegend @ 2008-10-22 14:08:26
(14:39:33) (%MacGyver) International Caps Lock day.
(14:39:37) (%MacGyver) Real men hold shift imo.

So its internetional CAPSLOCK DAY today
#992 (0)
Posted by ed @ 2006-10-29 23:18:39
[23:16:49] <Mario> I can't decide what is more horrible; the fact that I see an "Ever been caught?" thread and instantly assume that masturbation was the subject, or that my assumption was right.
#275 (12)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:52
--> Craig_ ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<ScrollLock> craig, mind if i get your alias for /fake?
<Craig_> HAHAHAHA
<Craig_> YOUR ALL GONNA DIE!
<Craig> hmm
<Craig_> THERE ARE TWO OF ME!
<Craig> good likeness :p
<-- Craig has quit ([homer.chatspike.net] Local kill by Craig (Impersonating an IRCOp!))
<ScrollLock> lol :D
--> Craig ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Brain> lol
--- ChanServ sets modes [#chatspike +oq Craig Craig]
<Brain> LOL
<Brain> killed the wrong Craig :D
<Craig> shit
<ScrollLock> lol ^_ ^
<Craig> killed the wrong one :/
<Brain> lolol
<-- Craig_ has quit (Killed (Craig (Impersonating an IRCOp!)))
#1027 (-2)
Posted by naturalbornhippy @ 2006-11-22 16:36:44
<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> oh fifty
<Jamaika> <[2P]Don_Hippy> long time no see
<Jamaika> hehe ...now is ONE big DOllar :)
#1344 (0)
Posted by Brad_R @ 2009-09-01 06:47:14
<+Salina> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Salina has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> wolfbot: lynch Special
<@wolfbot> Brad_R has voted to lynch Special!
<+dev0> wolfbot:lynch brad_r
<@wolfbot> dev0 has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+Brad_R> oh wtf
<+Brad_R> you all fail
<+Brad_R> i iz villager
<+Special> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> Special has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot lynch Brad_R
<+Brad_R> youll see
<+Brad_R> YOULL ALL SEE!
<+X-Ception> wolfbot: lynch Brad_R
<@wolfbot> X-Ception has voted to lynch Brad_R!
<@wolfbot> The majority has voted to lynch Brad_R!! Mob violence ensues. This player is now DEAD.
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a normal villager.
<Brad_R> Told you.
Cannot send to channel. You at least need +v when channel is +m.
#98 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:34
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> Ib3N, my friend was looking through my mIRC downloaded pics
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and she saw yours
[08:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> and wondered wtf I am doing with gay porn!
[08:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHAHAHA
[08:10] <Ib3N> LOL
#403 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-05 21:51:17
[21:29] <ol> you lose the moustache, and I'll lose the pubes