(21:52:56) (******) Going to bad rep that Azhrarn to hell :P
(21:53:02) (steely) lol
(21:53:12) (steely) lemme guess
(21:53:13) (steely) unsigned?
(21:53:41) (******) Why the hell not, I don't wanna be band :P
(21:54:38) (steely) lol
(21:54:46) (steely) r u a bit drunk?
(21:54:54) (steely) i think they can tell who sent it
(21:54:57) (steely) as they are MODS!
(21:54:59) (steely) roflmao
(21:55:03) (steely) thats their job!
(21:55:56) (******) a bit drunk, maybe, but who cares now :P
(21:56:01) (steely) lol

[08:39] <Efreak> I just saw someone compare bass guitar to looney tunes and amateur porn in one sentence
[08:39] <Doll_Licca> Okay.... where did you see that?
[08:39] <Efreak> on mibbit
[08:39] <Efreak> in a private chat
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> Oh.
[08:40] * where has quit (Quit: )
[08:40] <Doll_Licca> It takes a majorly miswired brain to make such a comparison.
[08:40] <Efreak> rofl
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:20am] <newq> I'm going to add bass guitar to my list of "the most underestimated things on Earth"
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:21am] <newq> it's right up there with old looney tunes and yoohoo
[08:40] <Efreak> [6:22am] <newq> and amateur porn

[11:23:05] <@Birthdayw00t> WHY ARE KISSING GIRLS SO HOT.
[11:23:08] <@Birthdayw00t> :P
[11:23:18] <@Darzan> for the love of GOD WHY!
[11:23:38] <@Elphaba> girls have really soft lips"
[11:24:20] <@Darzan> tell us more elph
[11:24:20] <@Elphaba> I would kiss a girl I thought was hot
[11:24:31] <@Birthdayw00t> :O!

...

[11:30:30] <Avengeful> why do GUYS think 2 GIRLS makin out is HAWT?
[11:30:35] <Avengeful> it has nothing to do with us :(
[11:30:41] <@Elphaba> I have no idea
[11:30:46] <@Elphaba> but it is hot to me too

[17:30:19] <cox> tho i wouldve fucked her out of sheer pressure on my ballz
[17:30:52] <Lowlife> lol
[17:31:03] <Lowlife> I haven't had sex in over four years
[17:31:04] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:09] <Lowlife> well, not including oral
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> and even that's over a year ago
[17:31:16] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:18] <cox> oooh
[17:31:20] <cox> dude
[17:31:23] <cox> you should do smth about that
[17:31:31] <Lowlife> I do
[17:31:36] <Lowlife> I masturbate a hell of a lot
[17:31:37] <Lowlife> :p
[17:31:39] <cox> i heard your balls can explode after 6 years no sex 0.o
[17:31:43] <Lowlife> lol
[17:32:05] <Lowlife> the reason why I've never have had a wet dream before is that
[17:32:11] <Lowlife> when I fall asleep, there is nothing left
[17:32:12] <Lowlife> :p
[17:32:23] <cox> lol
[17:32:26] <cox> same here ^^
[17:32:29] <cox> had like 2 ever

(02:45:23) (@JointVW) don't you want to come over for the weekend coma
(02:45:32) (@JointVW) my parents are gone ^_^
(02:45:38) (@Ave) LMAO
(02:45:38) (@Ave) !
(02:45:55) (@Ave) who-hoo party at Joints...err...damn i dont have boobs im not invited ;)


Don't worry this is normal.

<Stev> waxing doesnt hurt too much if it's done properly
<Lowlife> we're men, stev
<Lowlife> we can't even spread butter properly
<Lowlife> :p

=============================================
yeah, it's lame to put it onhere myself
but noone else was going to do it, so,
sue me
:p

<Kelowna> *doesnt like beer*
<Kelowna> bleh
<Antipaticu`> coz ur girl:p
<Kelowna> yeah i think so :)
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Antipaticu`> beer is nice:D
<Antipaticu`> beer&Football = Sex&Viollence
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> lol, guys! so typical... :P
<Antipaticu`> yup:)
<Kelowna> ways to bribe a guy = sex + beer
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> then they'll satisfy them :P
<Antipaticu`> first beer and then sex
<Antipaticu`> :)
<Kelowna> ohh, forget the last sentence
<Antipaticu`> Aaa,uuhh aaaaa,more more ?:))
<Kelowna> shut up :P
<Antipaticu`> :))
<Kelowna> so we from names we ended up talking about beer and sex.. lol, we're strange... :P
<Kelowna> lol, i dont think i'll make it in such a short time ;)
<Kelowna> i want that cool name of yours :P
<Antipaticu`> marry me
<Antipaticu`> :p
<Kelowna> okay

<Craig> sounds like a good idea :p
<Craig> i cant promise it immediatly atm though
<Craig> but i will get to it :p
<Ib3N> pf.
<Ib3N> just set us up a invision
<Ib3N> or a phpbb
--- You have been kicked from #opers by Craig (language :/ 57)

In talking about taking pills anally via turkey baster...

<X> Well, Havvy, in theory, it should work.
<X> Because the large intestine is the last step where liquids and moisture are absorbed into the system.
<X> So, if you've crushed up a pill and mixed it with water, depending how far it penetrates, theoretically, that liquid would be absorbed by the body.
<X> ...I can't believe I just said that.
<Alisaihin> I strangely entertain this idea right now.
<Alisaihin> I have no pills anymore to do that with
<Alisaihin> and I don't even know where the turkey baster is anyway
<Alisaihin> ...
<X> ...Buy a new one
<Alisaihin> Yeah :/
<Havvy> If you do this, you have to video tape it and show it to the world.
<Havvy> (But I'm not going to watch it)
<X> ...I do not want to see his ass, kthnx.
<Alisaihin> Havvy:Well, now that I'm 18 I legally can videotape it
<Alisaihin> and show it to the world, that is.
<Alisaihin> ...Just don't know about actually making it public.
<Alisaihin> hahaha
<X> Oh dear gods.
<X> No, don't do it.
<Alisaihin> Yeah I don't know if I'd ever live that down.
<Alisaihin> >_>
<X> Just because something should, in theory, work does not mean you should try.
<Alisaihin> Yeah
<Alisaihin> So many risks
<Alisaihin> But the priiiize
* Alisaihin is gonna get slapped for that

[19:14:45] +pigeon_of_doom chokes on Heufy's pork