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#886 (3)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-08-12 11:39:42
[11:36:34] <TwoTonSparrow> I wonder how disappointed Majic was, when he was offered Granny Smith and found out it just was an apple.
[11:36:43] * TwoTonSparrow is now known as Olli
[11:36:43] <+Majic> 0.o
[11:36:47] <+Majic> omg...
[11:36:49] <+Majic> YOU!
[11:37:56] <+Majic> My keyboard is all greasy....brb
#317 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2004-11-18 20:23:24
Botkiller Pt.2

<[BR]mistress> you see, it's dead now!
* Wolle[home] has joined #brigade
* Brigadier sets mode: +v Wolle[home]
<SirOlli> !roll 10000000000000d100000000
<[BR]mistress> aww. he's back
<SirOlli> muahahaha
<[BR]mistress> no!
<SirOlli> sorry
<Wolle> !roll 1d20
<Wolle> SirOlli: do it once again.. and i'll ban you !
* Wolle[home] has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
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* Brigadier sets mode: +v Wolle[home]
<SirOlli> hm
<SirOlli> tempting
#658 (-1)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-09-13 06:28:28
<@kujoe> Karate is a guy right?
#633 (1)
Posted by Loki @ 2005-08-15 12:45:24
* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though
#438 (2)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-01-26 23:56:52
* Quits: @Hell_Bahamut ([email protected]) (User has been banned from ChatSpike (You are banned from this network (Don't flood opers because they don't respond to your direct tells dumbass. Post your whining in the forums or in the channel. You are not a special and unique flower.)))
#1723 (2)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2012-12-15 17:39:59
[11:37] <DoubleBow> well gesundheit also sounds like a swear word
[11:38] * O has kicked DoubleBow from #falling (gesundheit yourself)
#1201 (2)
Posted by Lowlife @ 2007-10-17 22:00:13
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> eh right
[22:58] <+Timothy_Leary> I would hate to have to pay for stuff I don't use
[22:59] <%Lowlife> it would be like me paying for my penis
[22:59] <%Lowlife> :D
#1359 (0)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-09-08 13:47:25
13:30:22 [%Rane] Hi
13:30:34 [sonoio] io sono italiano
13:30:59 [%Rane] English pease.
13:31:04 [%Rane] please, even.
13:31:17 [%Rane] See, I can't even be nice properly.
#283 (3)
Posted by Ib @ 2004-11-01 18:00:14
--> Bismarck ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
<Bismarck> @find teen
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<Dekar> you're in the wrong channel
<Dekar> oh, underestimated his intelligence
<Beer> lol
#442 (3)
Posted by DarkLiege @ 2005-01-31 23:15:37
[18:10.19] <+Peng|Gone> you have turned nasty in your old age Craig :P
[18:10.34] <@Craig> lol
[18:10.39] * Joins: Damien ([email protected])
[18:10.49] <Damien> ww.hotmail.com
[18:10.50] <@Craig> i have a high tolerance for lameness, over the years the tolerance has grown
[18:10.54] <@Craig> but they are still people..
[18:10.55] <@Craig> who..
[18:10.56] <@Craig> hold on
[18:11.05] * Quits: Damien ([email protected]) (Killed (Craig (hotmail THIS.)))
[18:11.09] <Dave> craig = cool
[18:11.11] <@Craig> anyway
[18:11.13] <@Craig> where was i? :D