01/18@23:57:10 <#opers/FrostyCoolSlug> THIS IS NOT THE PUSSY YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
01/18@23:57:19 <#opers/@Majic> I have several.

As usual; #opers is a source of absolute serious business.

[%Ordie] It's Shifty Eyed Dog 's bday today
[@Nocturnal^Beans] LETS START A THREAD
[%Ordie] Ok!
[@Pete] Ordie: Well, in keeping with ES forum traditions, for noticing that you now have to start a thread and accidently post it 14 times with really bad punctuation and grammar
[@Nocturnal^Beans] "happy bday ppl"
[@Pete] and then flame everyone when 13 of them are closed
[%Ordie] I am going to start a thread...
[@Pete] OMFG Y D1D U 10C|< ?|?|
[@Pete] ????!!!!!11111oneoneone
[%Ordie] lol
[@Nocturnal^Beans] ^^
[@Pete] dont ask what the last word was supposed to be, i'm not entirely sure :/
[%Ordie] lol
[%Ordie] lock it?
[@Nocturnal^Beans] tbh I though it was a cock
[%Ordie] ...

[19:52] <Karate> butt :p
[19:52] <Majic> boob :p
[19:53] <Karate> spermhead!
[19:53] <Majic> creamhead!
[19:54] <Karate> fartface!
[19:54] <Majic> dazeface!
[19:55] <Karate> ionowhatthatisface!
[19:55] <Majic> ionoificarface!
[19:56] <Majic> :/
[19:56] <Majic> ionoificareface!
[19:58] <Karate> youareacarface!
[19:58] <Majic> youareatruckface!
[19:59] <Karate> imansuvface!
[19:59] <Majic> imabugface!
[20:00] <Karate> bugface!
[20:00] <Majic> suvface!
[20:02] <Karate> yay :D
[20:04] <Majic> :p

[19:27:25] <milo> help!
[19:27:26] [ChanServ] Invalid command. Use /msg ChanServ help for a command listing.

[02:01:51] <Tarwen|Sleeping> And he said he wants you in his ass
[02:02:00] <ed> i did?
[02:02:00] <Riv_Griffen> erm?
[02:02:02] * Riv_Griffen does do anal
[02:02:06] <Riv_Griffen> doesnt*
[02:02:08] <Riv_Griffen> DOESNT*
[02:02:10] * Riv_Griffen runs
[02:02:16] <Tarwen|Sleeping> hahahahaha
[02:02:24] * Riv_Griffen facepalms
[02:02:28] <Riv_Griffen> worst typo ever

<Majic> My sister just got home from school. XD
<Majic> I was in the kitchen getting to stove ready and I heard her coming toward the kitchen. :p
<Majic> I didn't want her seeing my penis so at the last second I threw a spatula at her and threw a towel over my pizza. :D
<Majic> er...

(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor

<eggy> 6697 is supposed to be on SSL too.
<Bricker> its not
<Bricker> its plaintext
* Bricker checks config
<Bricker> eggy: <bind address="64.85.162.227" port="6697" type="clients" ssl="gnutlsssl">
<Bricker> its cuz you fail at specifying ssl
<Bricker> its just "gnutls"
<Bricker> not "gnutlsssl"
<Adremelech> ROFL
<Adremelech> fail xD
<eggy> lolz
<eggy> whoops

[23:12] * @Craig kisses gav
[23:12] * +Gav kisses Craig back, slips him his tongue
[23:13] * @Craig licks it

<+`Node_Scripting> I'm designing it to do most every command on IRC without being cluttered or complicated. The code is bulky but presents a nice layout. It'll do for me :P
<+`Node_Scripting> And I've just realised I've spelt my name wrong