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#496 (5)
Posted by Dcoy @ 2005-09-22 22:00:48
* Magnus pets AMP
* AngryMutantPenguin punches magnus in the face
#1265 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2008-07-25 10:34:37
*** satmd hides behind sporks
<@satmd> sporks will protect me <.<
<+Sporks> satmd: excuse me?
<@satmd> wah
*** satmd better hides elsewhere
#809 (1)
Posted by Sinder_Velvin @ 2006-06-09 06:20:17
* SPM has sex wth wall.
<Joe> sex with cats.
<Joe> Do that.
<SPM> Ooh yeah.
<SPM> M'm h'm.
<Joe> /me hates cats.
<SPM> /me hates cats too. :P
<SPM> Assassins do it from behind.
<Joe> and get it from behind
<SPM> ...
* SPM is now known as SPERM
<SPERM> HAHAHAHAHA
<SPERM> CODINE ROCKS!!!
* Joe eats SPERM...
<Joe> ...
#843 (6)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-07-14 06:23:54
<[BRC]Odin> dearly unbeloved, we idle here today to join Majic tomandy and Elisha in unholy irc matromony
<Majic> ahahaha
<[BRC]Odin> if any one should object remain idle or be flamed by them

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Our Pastor Odin++
#1670 (8)
Posted by DarkTruth @ 2012-01-16 06:59:51
<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame
#272 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:26:10
[01:54:45] <@Ib> "pot calling the kettle"?
[01:54:50] <@Ib> wtf?
[01:55:03] <+^MeM^> ok maybe ib as well
[01:55:06] <@Ib> becaus they are connected or something?
[01:55:15] <+^MeM^> "pot calling the kettle black"
[01:55:18] <@Ib> HEY! Im norwegian, Im allowed :P
[01:55:31] <@Dr_Kev> in norway... the saying is "pot calling the snus addictive"

Ib, the norwegian at work.
#555 (1)
Posted by cocolmao @ 2005-05-13 22:16:12
[16:09] <DL> see thats what i get for never being in irc
[16:09] <DL> ppl talk about me when im not around :P
[16:09] <Darzan> yup
[16:09] <coco> :)
[16:10] <DL> its ok cuz i know you do it out of love ;)
[16:10] <DL> even darzie, he loves me too
[16:10] <coco> ofc
[16:10] <DL> he wants to have my children, i think
[16:11] <coco> heh better him than me :)
[16:13] <Darzan> amen to that, I have wider hips
#1402 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:39:43
[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.
#111 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:44:52
<n00bie> @Craig:
<n00bie> //)
<n00bie> ,/ /
<n00bie> / /
<n00bie> //\' \'/
<n00bie> /\'/ / / //\\
<n00bie> (\'( ;/\' \')
<n00bie> \\ \' /
<n00bie> \'\\\' \\ _.
<n00bie> \\ (
<n00bie> \\ \\
<[PSA]cab86> LOL
<Raptor> :o
<Raptor> rofl :D
<Tomisch|away> lol
* Marie sets mode: +b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
* n00bie was kicked by Marie (bye :p)
<[PSA]cab86> he he... noob needs a live
<Tomisch|away> hahaha
<[PSA]cab86> **life
* Marie sets mode: -b *!*hhhhhhhhh@*.speed.planet.nl
<Coolspirit> nasty
<[PSA]cab86> he actually spent time to draw that
<Tomisch|away> he is dutch :o lol
<Coolspirit> :)
<Raptor> tuurlijk :)
<[BRC]Finwe> lol
<Tomisch|away> hehe
#1724 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2013-01-01 17:29:19
[18:12:52] <%Olli> we all have so much in common!
[18:12:59] <%Olli> except noone highfived me :(
[18:13:01] <%Olli> group hug?
[18:13:01] <+Sporks> NO! GROUP FACE STAB!
[18:13:09] <%Olli> :-(
[18:13:09] <+NewClassic> Nice, Sporks.
[18:13:12] <+Curly> xD
[18:13:14] <%Olli> sporks, I hate you!
[18:13:15] <+Sporks> Well, I hate Cj!
[18:13:19] NewClassic hugs Olli, and drags Curly in.
[18:13:21] Sporks [[email protected]] has been kicked from #falling by Olli [[email protected]]: Olli