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#1449 (2)
Posted by Sanity @ 2009-12-15 10:31:29
* Novajam is now known as Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER
* Novajam|nOMtHATdINNER is now known as Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock
* Novajam|RemoveThatCapslock is now known as Novajam|NomThatDinner
#175 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:01:42
[21:08:42] <+Sporks> 'IckleBabySuperMoosie' is 99.9400% lame, IckleBabySuperMoosie <-- ok sporks, no need to be mean to me :'(
#1719 (3)
Posted by Kayden @ 2012-11-08 18:56:25
<pigeon_of_doom> I'm wearing a strap-on though.
<pigeon_of_doom> So ner.
<Eruanno> I wish the camera in ME3 would take two steps back from Shepard's shoulder
<Kayden> ...
<pigeon_of_doom> Also, use cushions whenever you sit down tommorow.
<pigeon_of_doom> Anyway!
<Exile> Bitch, please. You think I don't know how to take something in the ass? C'mon son, who are you talking to.
<Kayden> so we now have proof that pidge isn't a man
#861 (-2)
Posted by Mahadeva @ 2006-07-21 16:53:56
<Silxx> holy shit
<Silxx> my pc is so hot
<krigsjude> my pc is so sexy
<purplehaze> my pc is a virgin
<kikson> my pc is black
<blgr> mine is deflorator
#558 (5)
Posted by w00t @ 2006-04-09 11:09:43
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I've actually eaten those edible panties too
<@frosty-theaussie> XD
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> they taste like crap
<@frosty-theaussie> :(
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> n noone was wearing them
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I was just hungry
#384 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-01-01 14:54:17
(14:50:21) (Craig-Away) someone said i could get tentacle pr0n here :D
(14:50:38) (Craig-Away) i demand my tentacle pr0n! :P

...a short while later...

[14:51] <Brain> [ Now serving: Tentacle porn for Craig: triggers !tentacle ]
[14:52] <Brain> j/k
[14:52] <Brain> :p
[14:52] <zharon> -_-
[14:52] <Craig-Away> w00! :P
[14:52] <Craig-Away> @find tentacle pr0n
[14:52] --- Mode: Guest2028986236 [#anime-empire +b *!*@frostycoolslug.com]
[14:52] <-- Kick: sailormoon2099 kicked Craig-Away (@FIND Not allowed!!! Don't bother to msg me cuz I will not respond and I don't unban!!! LEARN TO CHECK THE RULES BAKA!!! IT'S A COMMON RULE!!! I REPEAT I DON'T RESPOND TO LEECHER PMS SO COMPLAIN TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!)
#1524 (4)
Posted by Doc @ 2010-06-19 23:47:59
[15:09:16] <Higurashi> Heh, aight. Good times.
[15:09:21] <ol> I see no reason not to :p
[15:09:45] <Higurashi> Well, I gobbled it up hungrily.
[15:10:02] <ol> rammed it in deep?
[15:10:13] <Higurashi> Like you've never seen before.
#541 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-05-01 18:17:37
[18:15] <Avengeful> was like, um honey? ya...she freaked, bc it was squirting :p
#980 (4)
Posted by Werdnum @ 2006-10-22 05:03:45
<Werdnum> --- Profanity is the one language all programmers know best
<FrostyCoolSlug> oh FOR FUCKS SAKE
<FrostyCoolSlug> some RETARD in the office managed to drop an ENTIRE FUCKING MYSQL DATABASE
#919 (4)
Posted by Majic @ 2006-08-30 06:37:48
[22:21] <Karate> amish people are kinda ugly :S