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#818 (4)
Posted by Matty @ 2006-06-14 18:33:37
[18:31] <Joe> !seen Freddo
[18:31] <Joebot> Joe: Look in front of you! Freddo is here!
[18:32] <Joe> Whee.
[18:32] <Andres> !seen boobies
[18:32] * Joebot has never seen boobies. Sorry!
#1525 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2010-06-19 23:48:56
<Higurashi> From my 'stache.
<Higurashi> It tickles my lip.
<Doc> and it dusts cookies
<Higurashi> It's titillating.
<ol> beard = win
<ol> tickles both lips :p
<Higurashi> Doesn't grow like that for me.
<Higurashi> Oh, I see what you did there.
#145 (-2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:53:45
[19:11:14] * Hephaestus sucks archy`
#1294 (2)
Posted by Aristeo @ 2008-12-12 10:14:26
<Aristeo> Majic: When are you going to come out of the closet and admit that you're a really gorgeous hot piece of female ass?
<@Majic> When....
<@Majic> Oprah becomes the next American Idol. :p
<Aristeo> Awww
<@Majic> Hey, it could happen... ;p
<Aristeo> I'll just settle for your hot piece of male ass
<@Majic> Everybody does. :)
Majic hides
<@Majic> wait, eww, no. :S
#1563 (1)
Posted by Arachon @ 2011-01-06 16:06:44
<Arachon> Hey, do you guys know about "The Cloud"?
<Kayden> that windows 7 thing?
<Billy> Is it shaped like a flower?
#1169 (0)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-07 02:18:09
03:15:59 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:06 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:09 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:10 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:11 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:12 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:15 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D
03:16:15 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D
03:16:20 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:25 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:16:29 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D
03:16:46 Majic|Irssi :D:D:D:D
03:17:03 Sega_Maniac :D:D:D:D:D
03:17:09 Majic|Irssi ahaha, looks like a kawk sideways. :D
#1544 (-2)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2010-07-13 01:48:06
01:41 +DevAkim Dx
01:43 +Cat turn off the fucking colours Dev
01:43 +Cat it's so frigging annoying
01:43 +DevAkim Sorry.
01:43 +Cat thanks
01:44 ~Kata ..Colours?
01:44 +Cat is kinda cranky right now, due to crampy legs
01:44 +DevAkim :/
01:44 +Cat his words were in strange colours
01:44 +Cat some kind of script I guess
01:44 +DevAkim Yes.
01:44 ~Kata You sound like an old man
01:44 +DevAkim Lol.
01:44 ~Kata DAMN KIDS AND YOUR COLOURS AND YOUR HOOLAHOOPS
01:44 +Cat I feel like an old man
01:44 ~Kata GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN
01:44 +DevAkim LMAO!
01:45 +Cat someone once told me I'm the mind of a catankerous old bastard in a young man's body
01:45 +DevAkim o.o
01:45 ~Kata BACK IN MY DAY THINGS WERE MONOCHROMATIC, WE DIDN'T HAVE COLOURS, WE HAD BLACK AND WHITE AND THAT WAS IT, WE DIDN'T REALLY HAVE A CHOICE YOU D*PSH*TS
01:45 +Cat in some ways it's very true
01:45 ~Kata I WENT TO VIETNAME SO YOU COULD HAVE COLOURS TODAY YOU TINY C*NTS, BE GRATEFUL
01:45 +DevAkim falls over
#87 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:04:15
[18:09] <Karate|Asleepin> i wanted to go in and try out the women? wha?
[18:10] <Togy> no
[18:10] <Togy> you wanted to try out being naked in the window
[18:10] <Chronus> lol
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> LOL
[18:10] <Jango> rofl
[18:10] <Karate|Asleepin> yes my fondest dream
#214 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:14:03
<Nick> omg
<Nick> just fixed it
<ol> fixed what?
<Craig> can i have my hammer back now pls? ;/
#1445 (1)
Posted by Buck @ 2009-12-11 01:33:20
<+Duck> :P
<+Duck> Also
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> ALL HAIL SNOFOX
<+Duck> On that note, I have to go to the store
* Duck is now known as Duck-Duck-AWAYYY