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#383 (4)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-01-01 00:16:57
<Vivikins> what a meanie
<^MeM^> lol
<Vivikins> you did
<Vivikins> my ass mem
<^MeM^> several times
<^MeM^> and it was good
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> you did
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> my ass mem
<Vivikins> omg
<Dr_Kev> damn
<Dr_Kev> beat me :S
<Beer> lmao
<^MeM^> you left yourself wide open for that :p
<Vivikins> oooooooooooooooooh worse quote of the year and the year has just begun ><'
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> she would be wide open after that ;p
<Hart> lol
#1581 (1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-03-13 23:30:37
[18:14] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn [408/423] has come upon kirk [216/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 05:05:34 is removed from Jackmcbarn's clock.
[18:14] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn reaches next level in 1 day, 21:50:15.
[18:14] * SnoFox ([email protected]) has joined #IdleRPG
[18:15] * IdleBot gives voice to SnoFox
[18:15] <IdleBot> Welcome SnoFox's new player SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x! Next level in 0 days, 00:10:00.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Hai guys.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Thought I'd stop bye and say hi.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Figured it's too quiet in here.
[18:15] <SnoFox> Just a bit.
[18:16] <SnoFox> Oh Minion, you're here too.
[18:16] <SnoFox> How are you?
[18:16] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn [248/423] has come upon kirk [222/343] and taken them in combat! 0 days, 04:34:45 is removed from Jackmcbarn's clock.
[18:16] <IdleBot> Jackmcbarn reaches next level in 1 day, 17:12:48.
[18:26] * TheBigBoo has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[18:27] <IdleBot> SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x, has attained level 1! Next level in 0 days, 00:11:36.
[18:27] <SnoFox> What, does nobody talk here? :(
[18:28] <SnoFox> Meh :p
[18:29] <IdleBot> [email protected] removed his account, SnoFox, the teh l33t h4x.
[18:29] <IdleBot> Welcome SnoFox's new player SnoFox, the the sly fox! Next level in 0 days, 00:10:00.
#1036 (-1)
Posted by DarkRuler @ 2006-12-10 01:48:43
<Vanya> let`s do it in public
<Vanya> :)
<DarkRuler> stfu and bend over
<DarkRuler> and let daddy take you from behind :D
<Galathorn> what about me?
#1001 (-2)
Posted by Twofish @ 2006-10-31 16:05:48
[16:58:50] <Slettemoen> ja det er Rambo og Meg
Meg|jobb has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
[16:59:22] <Slettemoen> rambo er han tynne
[16:59:38] * Meg has joined #channel
[16:59:39] <Slettemoen> Meg er han tjukke med grnt hr
#552 (24)
Posted by FrostyCoolSlug @ 2005-05-10 00:29:42
[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team
#401 (-1)
Posted by Damien @ 2005-11-22 06:41:43
[16:30] <Dr_Kev> nothing wrong with a hairy ass :/

something wrong with that statement...im just not sure what :P
#1352 (2)
Posted by SHK @ 2009-09-03 06:18:08
[17:08] <goose> * DarkTruth swallows SHK whole :3
[17:09] <goose> <SHK> kinky
[17:09] <goose> <DarkTruth> and the stomach acid killed you
[17:09] <goose> UBER KINKY
[17:09] <DarkTruth> xD
[17:09] <DarkTruth> your next goose
[17:09] <goose> :p
[17:09] <DarkTruth> <3
[17:09] * goose hides behind Lizzy|Zzzz
[17:09] <goose> don't let her hurt me!!
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Silly Goose
#291 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-11-07 18:20:13
[18:18] <Laloyal> it doesnt have a really cancel thingy
[18:18] <Laloyal> FUCK
[18:18] <Laloyal> I deleted my premium
[18:18] <Laloyal> ARG
[18:18] <Brain> LMAO
[18:18] <Laloyal> I FUCKING HATE THIS
[18:18] <Brain> n00b
[18:18] <Laloyal> dammit
[18:18] <Laloyal> now what ?
[18:18] <Laloyal> omg
[18:18] <k1b0rg> why would u do that :)
[18:18] <Brain> put one hand on your head, stand on one leg, and sing star spangled banner.
#1702 (3)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2012-07-29 08:26:47
<~FallingDroid> Sooo late
* where tucks FallingDroid into bed
<~FallingDroid> I'm still awake.
* where knocks FallingUp out.
#425 (1)
Posted by cab86 @ 2005-01-13 02:42:17
... sometime after the previous quote, in a different channel where I idle most of the time...

[21:34] <Darzan> talk in here all you cab86
[21:34] <Darzan> all you want
[21:34] <Darzan> :p
[21:34] <Napalm> now you can't get a shit out of him
[21:35] <Darzan> lol
[21:35] <Darzan> dammit
[21:35] <Napalm> he only comes here to pick up on my typos
[21:35] <Darzan> well,, fuck, make more then
[21:35] <Napalm> ioenfdqpjwen
[21:36] <SimSim> sdjkghsdjgh;fhsad;fgh;
[21:36] <Darzan> HJAHAHAHAHa
[21:41] <cab86> heh :P
[21:41] <SimSim> see you got him back, good work Napalm
[21:41] <Napalm> :)