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#1172 (2)
Posted by Majic @ 2007-08-11 12:10:31
13:04:40 * AnMaster slaps Majic|Irssi with a super-large, super-smelly, decaying digitally-enhanced reinforced IRC-grade trout
13:06:09 * Majic|Irssi slaps AnMaster with enormous, abrasively-scaled, 2-ton, electronically-structured, IRC-reposited trout. :p
13:06:20 <Majic|Irssi> kekeke
13:06:24 <AnMaster> ah thanks will add some of that to mine
13:06:59 * nenolod kicks AnMaster in the balls
13:07:05 <AnMaster> nenolod, why=
13:07:06 <nenolod> ^ much more effective than trouts.
#100 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:10:53
[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:44am * Karate|AFK kicks her inet very hard repeatedly
[11:48] <Karate|AFK> 2:39:51am * Disconnected
#750 (-1)
Posted by Star @ 2006-03-09 00:08:31
<Foxhill> especially when you bite the top bit off and lick the creamy bit out
<The_Box> tsh
<The_Box> mmm
<The_Box> foxhill do u lick the creamy bit out much?
#1625 (2)
Posted by Tarwen @ 2011-06-29 23:08:14
<pigeon_of_doom> I can always squirt you if you like.
#42 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:47:21
[20:34] <Elf> no sex b4 marriage :P
[20:34] <Pii> oh no
[20:34] <Rebs|away> i used to believe in it
[20:34] <Rebs|away> then i thought
[20:34] <Rebs|away> im never getting sex
[20:34] <Rebs|away> why bother
#766 (0)
Posted by Star @ 2006-04-24 21:27:10
[15:54] <LaptopBrain> http://tinyurl.com/3cfpu
[15:55] <Star> If I heard that on someone's phone, I'd stab them with a rusty fork
[15:55] <Star> and then break their cellphone.
[15:55] * Ricky ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> star, its on my phone
[15:56] <LaptopBrain> oh the joys of mp3 ringtones.
[15:56] <Star> :|
#207 (1)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:11:56
larkin: AHHH
larkin: something very strange is happening
Dr_Kev: you're turning into a man?
#657 (4)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-09-12 16:45:10
11:13 * cracklemonkey is away: about to vomit on things
11:15 <+sexy_geek> ew
11:15 <+sexy_geek> bad monkey :p
11:17 <+Heutink> kick the monkey ^^
11:17 * cracklemonkey is back (gone 00:03:37)
11:17 <+cracklemonkey> well that was pleasant -_-
11:24 <@Craig> lol, dont forget to /away before going to vomit!
11:24 <@Craig> :p
11:36 <%Elf> why do ppl do that :P
11:37 <%Elf> "oh crap, its coming bk up... must.inform......irc....then......run to toilet"
#1483 (1)
Posted by hello2u @ 2010-01-16 06:29:56
<@wolfbot> hello2u has shot hello2u with a silver bullet!
<@wolfbot> hello2u was the werewolf!
<@wolfbot> *** Examining the body, you notice that this player was a WEREWOLF!
<@wolfbot> The wolves are dead! The VILLAGERS have WON.
<@wolfbot> The game has ended.
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Yes, I did shoot myself to see what happened!
#1120 (1)
Posted by Excal @ 2007-05-05 22:21:33
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<stargelman> Brain, you're disgusting.
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