[00:11:55] <Majic> Oh well...I kind of like the Spice Girls.

<where> Welcome back honeycheeks
<where> lol
<DarkTruth> hey there testicles of shame

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[09:42:54] <Finder> I suppose there's a person to have a talk with. Am I right?
[09:43:20] <titsos> if you're a brunette with big juggs, sure
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[00:12:46] ��� %Ordie notices two adults seeing a stupid almost sex-chat show, while saying "this program is stupid" "yes, clearly no sense at all" "idiotic" but watching it carefully.
[00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe
[00:14:58] [+Surfer|AFK] [00:13:49] [%Ordie] It's not sex chat.. how would I describe <-- Pr0n?
[00:15:03] [%Ordie] No.
[00:15:04] [%Ordie] Like
[00:15:09] [%Ordie] It's some kind of talk show
[00:15:10] [+Surfer|AFK] It's pr0n isn't it?
[00:15:30] [%Ordie] But a girl is describing her "first lesbian experience"
[00:15:35] [+Surfer|AFK] ahhh
[00:15:38] [+Surfer|AFK] lesbian pr0n
[00:15:40] [+Surfer|AFK] :)
[00:15:43] [%Ordie] ...

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<Olli> Bastardo!
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<Elfangor> Well well. So much for "Bastardo!"
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Does "Bastardo!" affect Olli's client? o_O

<Split> i painted the curb first, then got on the building
<Mobkey> ...sure you did
* Mobkey eyes Split skeptically
* Mobkey eyes Split with moderate interest
* Split winks
* Mobkey waltzes around the room with Split

<RickoniX> DR_KEV IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR! DO NOT LET HIM TOUCH YOUR GENITALS!

[01:21:34] <@Craig> next person who says happy valentines to me gets a complementory akill of love *COUGHS*
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[01:26:59] -Global- From Craig: Next person to wish me happy vallentines, gets a complementory 24hr akill
[01:27:19] -Global- From Craig: If i can stay here long enough concidering the MASSIVE oper war in #chatspike ;/
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[01:28:08] <%Cadavre> ib3n wins
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<Foamy> Linux has still got a bit to go before it can become 'normal' user friendly :p
<Brain> i dont want normal user friendly
<Brain> normal user friendly is for normal people and people with zero clue
<Stormscape> Linux isn't mortal user friendly yet. Only Guru's can use it
<Brain> i dont want to be patronized whenever i try and do anything
<Brain> "welcome to the plugging in a usb device wizard!"
<Brain> "welcome to the unplugging your printer wizard!"
<Stormscape> lol
<ol> "finish"
<Brain> "welcome to the printing a page wizard!"
<Brain> yeah
<Foamy> you don't have to be patronized
<Brain> and they are all just a finish button :D
<Stormscape> 'welcome to the killing yourself wizard'
<ol> it looks like you're trying to kill yourself
<Brain> let me fuck that up for you
<Foamy> without linux can become more popular than windoze
<Brain> :P
<ol> do you want someone to tie a noose for you?
<Brain> lets start with some rope. can you spell rope? R.O.P....
<Stormscape> do you own a gun? if so, are you sure you want to be just a suicide? why not triple murder suicide.
<Brain> microsoft windows: not quite enough rope to hang yourself.
<Brain> linux: heres some threads, make rope.
<Stormscape> ERROR: NOT ENOUGH BULLETS
<Brain> lol
<ol> C++: enough rope for the whole family

07:32:45 <Special> everyone has a gay spot inside for orlando bloom
07:32:51 <Majic|Irssi> ahahaha
07:32:56 <Majic|Irssi> So quoted.