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#1310 (1)
Posted by goose @ 2009-05-11 20:19:49
<goose> how exactly does karma work anyways?
<goose> karma goose
<Sporks> goose has a karma of 4
<Olli> depending on how much people give a damn about using the karma-function
<Lenny> most forget about it as it's not used to much
<Olli> there's better ways of showing appreciation ;)
<Lenny> of coures there is
* Lenny hugs Olli
* Lenny hugs goose
<Olli> for example ;)
<goose> then, there's goose, who just has to over do everything
* goose sacrifices a small goat to Olli
<Olli> what?
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> you bastard!
<Olli> you utter utter...
<Olli> small goat.
<Olli> SMALL.
<Olli> pfff.
<Olli> a goat!
<Lenny> lol
<Olli> pfff
* goose sacrifices an orphan to Olli
<goose> happy?
<Lenny> ROFL
<Olli> in the good old times I'd 'Ve got a bull
<Olli> oh
<Olli> goose!
<Lenny> lol
* Olli looks benevolent at goose
<Olli> blessings upon you
#1714 (-3)
Posted by titsos @ 2012-10-03 01:59:00
<Menelaus> The xbox has no browser though
<Duck> apparently YouPorn begs to differ
<Menelaus> I don't know what youporn is and I'm not interested >:D
#1632 (-1)
Posted by doll_licca @ 2011-07-13 14:05:30
[08:02] <DSK^_^AznSmile-> I only abuse myself over you, Kumi
[08:03] * Pepper sticks on a bra
[08:03] <DarthKuro> o:
#1440 (0)
Posted by hello2u @ 2009-12-05 04:55:58
<clueless222> I just realized I've been wearing a USB extention cable around my neck for hours
#1402 (1)
Posted by Higurashi @ 2009-10-17 01:39:43
[23:21:47] * Kif stands millimeters away from Higs and stares at his eyelids
[23:21:56] * +Higurashi twitches
[23:22:04] <Iseryn> Given that he's slumped on the sofa, just what position are you in, Kif?
[23:22:33] <Zer> Kif is on his stomach with his bum perched upwards
[23:22:34] <Kif> One that's not legal in the lower states.
#1578 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2011-02-27 11:06:09
Second nickname obscured for privacy reasons. Oh, and if you have to ask because you don't get it, it'd be better if you didn't.


<Olli> hey, is a buffet a redundant array of independent dishes? :D
<obscurednickname> i.. only if they have a lot of the same thing?
<Olli> hehe :D
<Olli> I don't know.
<Olli> is the vegetarion option a parity dish, then?
<obscurednickname> perhaps it's more like JBOD
<obscurednickname> Just a bunch of dishes.
<Olli> yeah, probably.
<Olli> but then: you still can fill up even if you don't take something of all the dishes...
<Olli> and that's why I became an IT guy, not a cook.
<obscurednickname> having a RAID buffet would be kinda boring.
<Olli> well, it wouldn't have to be mirrored.
<obscurednickname> "oh look, another serving of scrambled eggs..."
<Olli> could be a RAID 5 dinner with a hotpare soup.
<Olli> or even a stripeset.
<Olli> I just hope I wont ever go to a buffet with only 2.5" dishes.
<Olli> though it hardly matters, at 10 or 15000 calories, who cares?
<obscurednickname> 15,000 Calories would certainly keep things spinning
<Olli> if you had enough of those, you'd start building up one hell of a cache
<obscurednickname> indeed.
<obscurednickname> is that where Code Bloat comes from then?
<Olli> dunno, but you might burst your drive enclosure.
* obscurednickname glances down at her 'enclosures'
<obscurednickname> i could use a little extra capacity. ):
* Olli refrains from saying something about 19" racks
#422 (1)
Posted by Bracchus @ 2005-01-12 21:52:30
<Libido> sorry to here the news
<Harliquin> what news?
<Harliquin> With much regret, I announce the following...
<Harliquin> THE FLYING TIGERS are DISBANDING
<Harliquin> i'm guessing, read it after u sed :P
<Ish|aweh> your slow
<[BRC]Bracchus> and you're super quick Ish
<[BRC]Bracchus> no wonder you're single :P
<Ish|aweh> oh you practised on that joke :P
<Libido> lol
<[BRC]Bracchus> no, it was a sperm of the moment thing
#227 (2)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:16:59
<+TeeCee> Does ChatSPike have a IRCd?
#73 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 17:58:17
[11:46] * [DE]Ishamael ([email protected]) has joined #chatspike
[11:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P
#1772 (0)
Posted by Elfangor @ 2015-01-22 13:38:37
<@Rinsaikeru> I didn't qualify his classification for you, just said Tyler's was wobbly.

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