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#1293 (1)
Posted by Majic @ 2008-12-26 07:41:54
(05:11:49) <Murarth> <&IdleRPG> Murarth learned Perl! This wondrous godsend has accelerated them 0 days, 01:25:34 towards level 44.
(05:11:55) <Murarth> So Perl is useful for something.
#160 (5)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 18:58:06
<@[Brain]> [15:55] -Global- From Azhrarn: THe ChatSpike Website is back online in case anyone cared. Apaprently something deleted the apache build dir *coughBRAINcough*... but I wrote a perl one-liner to run everythign till he gets back :)

<@[Brain]> [17:10] -Global- From [Brain]: To correct the previous global, Azhrarn spent an hour looking for a build of apache we never had, and then gave up and loaded the one we did have :) Have a nice day :P
#383 (4)
Posted by Beer @ 2005-01-01 00:16:57
<Vivikins> what a meanie
<^MeM^> lol
<Vivikins> you did
<Vivikins> my ass mem
<^MeM^> several times
<^MeM^> and it was good
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> you did
<Dr_Kev> [11:13] <Vivikins> my ass mem
<Vivikins> omg
<Dr_Kev> damn
<Dr_Kev> beat me :S
<Beer> lmao
<^MeM^> you left yourself wide open for that :p
<Vivikins> oooooooooooooooooh worse quote of the year and the year has just begun ><'
<Beer> lmao
<Beer> she would be wide open after that ;p
<Hart> lol
#1240 (0)
Posted by Magnus @ 2008-03-06 23:23:29
*neveza rips Magnus's chest open.
*Magnus expells his communist worms into nevezas face.
<neveza> OH GOD!
<neveza> COMMIES ARE DIGGING INTO MY BRAIN!
<Magnus> Muahahaha. >:D Hahaha!
*Magnus heals himself and continues on normally.
<neveza> AHH! NO! I...I!!! AHHH!!!....Mmm...Vodka and oppression.
<Magnus> Welcome to my world! Comrade!
#1439 (1)
Posted by Hisakata @ 2009-12-05 00:55:39
00:43:37 +SamWillEatYou eats Xitel
00:43:46 @Nickname eats SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:55 ~Hisakata eats Nickname SamWillEatYou and Xitel
00:43:59 [~Hisakata] Ah the circle of life
00:44:02 [@Nickname] lmao
00:44:04 [%Jade] lol
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#195 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2004-10-31 19:07:43
[09:36] ! +kitten slaps Ib3Nwrk around a bit with a large trout
[09:36] : mode/#chatspike [+b *!*@helper.chatspike.net] by Alfred
: [Banned]: Alfred Ib3N Ib3Nwrk typobox43
[09:36] <%Alfred> erm :/
[09:36] <%Ib3Nwrk> nice work alf
[09:37] <%Alfred> thx :P
[09:37] <%Alfred> one of my best
#1754 (2)
Posted by Tony @ 2014-05-06 16:07:49
<Katze> I'd call the Tories cunts, but that would be insulting vaginas everywhere
#634 (0)
Posted by Tatsyrup @ 2005-08-17 10:05:36
[10:04] * nooks is blonde now!!!!
[10:04] * nooks introduces herself to nicki, i'm nooks :D
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> really?
[10:04] <[BRC]Ingus> oh you got it done then
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> You never seemed the dumb blonde type
[10:05] <nooks> i'm not the dumb blonde type i'm just blonde without the dumb!
#1021 (2)
Posted by goose @ 2008-09-29 16:36:19
(talking about where we keep our money savings)
<Alchemist> I keep it in a sock under my mattress
<Alchemist> Then I piss on the mattress so no one will touch it
<Alchemist> then I sleep on the floor