<Archy`> When I get bored I see how many times I can blink in a minute. Then I try to break that record. If you're lucky you might even trigger an epeleptic fit which will add an extra hour or two to the fun :)

(@Nocturnal^Beans) My hand jerked, and I shot the wall

<DannyC> A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
<DannyC> "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
<DannyC> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
<DannyC> "Can you hear me NOW?"
<DannyC> "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
<DannyC> "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"
<DannyC> "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
<DannyC> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
<DannyC> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
<DannyC> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
<DannyC> "If your hand doesn't fit, you ! must aquit!"
<DannyC> "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
<DannyC> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
<DannyC> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
<DannyC> ***
<Ishamael> tnx for sharing :p

<cobraR478> !8ball is SirOlli a homosexual
<RefereeBot> <<cobraR478>> : You're gonna have a long wait for that
<cobraR478> :/
<SirOlli> !8ball what about cobra?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Ask me again later
<SirOlli> aha
<cobraR478> i think that means the bot is gonna come on to me and see what i do :/
* cobraR478 molests refereebot
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes cobraR478's sexin' as:
<RefereeBot> Smells like the beautiful smell of lurve: 13/20
<RefereeBot> Sounds like An expensive phonesex line: 17/20
<RefereeBot> Feels like A cold sack of rotten meat: 1/20
<RefereeBot> Tastes like you need to change soap: 7/20
<RefereeBot> Looks like you know exactly where to put it: 14/20
<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 52/100
<SirOlli> so can I ask again?
<cobraR478> i guess
<SirOlli> !8ball now you've tested it... is cobraR478 a homosexual?
<RefereeBot> <<SirOlli>> : Yes!

<Avengeful> nn olli sweety
<SirOlli> nn, ave cutie :)
<coco> gnight olli
* SirOlli gives ave a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig hug...
<Togy> nn olli
<SirOlli> and coco too :
<SirOlli> and togy! yay :)
<coco> lol
<Togy> wow it's like a big gay hug thing!
* Avengeful blushes
<Togy> but with coco as well so it's not all gay
<Togy> \o/
<Avengeful> gay is ok
<Avengeful> homo is bad
<SirOlli> multiple meanings rule :)
<Avengeful> gay is just fruity and happy, gleeful rather
<Avengeful> homo is..umm..
<Elyas> colourful
<Avengeful> stickin it in the poopshoot, the hairy ones NOT named Olga
<SirOlli> lol
<Togy> homo sapian, sexual, phobic, homo from the simpsons
<coco> may i say...ewwwww
<Togy> ?
<Togy> why ewwww?
<Togy> it's just a hug

[%Ordie] It's Shifty Eyed Dog 's bday today
[@Nocturnal^Beans] LETS START A THREAD
[%Ordie] Ok!
[@Pete] Ordie: Well, in keeping with ES forum traditions, for noticing that you now have to start a thread and accidently post it 14 times with really bad punctuation and grammar
[@Nocturnal^Beans] "happy bday ppl"
[@Pete] and then flame everyone when 13 of them are closed
[%Ordie] I am going to start a thread...
[@Pete] OMFG Y D1D U 10C|< ?|?|
[@Pete] ????!!!!!11111oneoneone
[%Ordie] lol
[@Nocturnal^Beans] ^^
[@Pete] dont ask what the last word was supposed to be, i'm not entirely sure :/
[%Ordie] lol
[%Ordie] lock it?
[@Nocturnal^Beans] tbh I though it was a cock
[%Ordie] ...

<Olli|onioned> I made it through the garden....
<Olli|onioned> somehow I made it through...
<Celia> LOLL
<Olli|onioned> lalala
<Olli|onioned> like an onion!
* Dr_Kev peels Olli and makes him cry
<Olli|onioned> peeled for the very first time
<Celia> lmao
<Celia> omfg
<Celia> lmao
<Olli|onioned> like an onionion
<Olli|onioned> when your skin peels
<Olli|onioned> next to the next skin!

[17:10:31] (+Olli): not in front of the webcam..
[17:10:36] (+Celia): why not? lol
[17:10:44] (+Olli): you'll make me laugh and I'll squirt all over the place

<Celia> STUFF IT IN OLLI xD
<Olli> erm
<Celia> =P
<Celia> looks like pacman lol
<Olli> I will...part by part
<Celia> awww... noooo shove it all in =D
<Olli> lol...NO
* Celia giggles
<Celia> PLEASE? =P
<Pharaoh|Laptop> bye
<Olli> not in front of the webcam..
<Celia> why not? lol
<Olli> you'll make me laugh and I'll squirt all over the place
<Celia> kinky
<Celia> quoted
<Olli> LOL

<Elf> viv!
<Viv> elfy =D
* Elf throws fudge
* Viv throws chocolate
* SirOlli throws what's left of his orange
<Elf> sweety shower
<Viv> LMAO olli
<SirOlli> wanna see?
* Viv throws bon bons
* Viv throws pear drops
* Viv throws ruebarb and custard lollies
* Viv throws fruit salads and blak jacks =D
* SirOlli throws a brick
<Viv> enough =/
<Viv> fk me
<Viv> lol
* ol nets them all
<Viv> including the brick ol? o.O
<SirOlli> lol
<ol> I can sort that out later
<Viv> lol
* ol chomps greedily in, and breaks his teeth