Below are all the quotes submitted to the website.
(20:02:11) <%Cow|BRB> get wit the times maloo
(20:02:33) <+Maloo> man, just 'cause I'm here doesn't mean I give a fuck about anyone else. :P
(20:03:06) <%Cow|BRB> we know u love us maloo ;)
(20:03:13) <%Cow|BRB> under that evil man is a cute lil bunny rabit
(20:05:11) <+Maloo> Never.
(20:05:18) * +Maloo snaps the bunnies neck
(20:02:33) <+Maloo> man, just 'cause I'm here doesn't mean I give a fuck about anyone else. :P
(20:03:06) <%Cow|BRB> we know u love us maloo ;)
(20:03:13) <%Cow|BRB> under that evil man is a cute lil bunny rabit
(20:05:11) <+Maloo> Never.
(20:05:18) * +Maloo snaps the bunnies neck
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> we've only just got virgin credit card
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly
[15:56] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[15:57] <Brain`> for virgins?
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> yeah
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> i think its 5000 virgin limit
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> which aint bad for starters
[15:57] <Brain`> question
[15:57] <Brain`> how do you pay off your bill
[15:57] <Dr_Kevorkian> answer
[15:58] <Brain`> "you owe us 5000 virgins"
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> what bill?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> internet?
[15:58] <Dr_Kevorkian> HAHAHA
[15:58] <Brain`> please repay promptly
[18:52] <Azador`> i'm afraid of coma
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep
[18:52] <Pii> is it cos u have a small willy?
[18:52] <Azador`> yep
<Rebs> i just squirted on my cats head
[17:28] <Gorilla> i hate tits
[17:29] <Gorilla> lol
[17:29] <Gorilla> lol
<Rebs> my cats enjoy mine vibrating
<Jahrad> how i put this on a thread sight?
<Rebs> ..
<Jahrad> the bit about alex?
<Jahrad> ;)
<Rebs> what bit
<Rebs> :P
<Jahrad> all of it or just when he butt raped u?
<Rebs> u cant :p
<Jahrad> Why not?
<Rebs> cos u cant
<Rebs> u can stick it on that gay multiplay forums stretell gave u :P
<Jahrad> i can
<Jahrad> can\'t i?
<Rebs> not on this 1
<Rebs> ..
<Jahrad> the bit about alex?
<Jahrad> ;)
<Rebs> what bit
<Rebs> :P
<Jahrad> all of it or just when he butt raped u?
<Rebs> u cant :p
<Jahrad> Why not?
<Rebs> cos u cant
<Rebs> u can stick it on that gay multiplay forums stretell gave u :P
<Jahrad> i can
<Jahrad> can\'t i?
<Rebs> not on this 1
<layz> lol: http://gaydar.co.uk/fatinmanchester
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword
<opia> wow
<opia> would you layz? :)
<layz> opia: erm no!
<opia> hahaha
<opia> why not
<opia> i'm sure he's really sensitive
<opia> and caring
<layz> and would squash me :)
<opia> heheh
<layz> then fry me up and have me with chips
<opia> tasty
<opia> well i think he's a *studmuffin*
<vimster> that isn't real, surely?
<opia> yeah i mean who could be that perfect
<opia> you could probably hide me in his fat i reckon
<opia> i could be his sidekick !
<opia> when the enemy thinks there's only 1 person coming at em
<opia> he breathes out suddenly and *phwoooom* i fly out of his flab wielding a big sword
muppetfisch: i need cock
muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
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muppetfisch: brb
muppetfisch: coke
muppetfisch: grr
muppetfisch: irc has corrupted me
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(its Rebs)
<lz|g0ne> I\'m still waiting to work out how to use this jizz dispenser of his :)
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper