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<FCS> git
--- FCS is now known as Craig
--- Craig is now known as Guest1385344260
<Guest1385344260> ugh
<Guest1385344260> chgident me back!
<Guest1385344260> :P
--- Guest1385344260 is now known as FCS
<Beer> now don't expect me to be nice now ;p
<FCS> chgident me back:(
<FCS> i wont oper :p
<FCS> lol
<Beer> teach you to be a tit, lol
<Beer> ok chgident'd ;)

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<Pete> Haha
<FCS> lol
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<FCS> cow :p
<FCS> chgident FCS Craig
<FCS> :P

--- [FCS] ([email protected]) : Craig McLure

<FCS> bastard
<FCS> you are SERIOUSLY asking for an ass kicking
<FCS> :D
<horstferatu> im afraig hes going to kick yours
<horstferatu> ^^

(06:21:37) (feshmania) isn't it amazing how people can just talk to each other in chat
(06:21:48) (%Karate|AFK) um...yah...real amazing...
(06:21:48) (feshmania) but if we ever met each other face-to-face, conversation would be difficult
(06:22:03) (feshmania) like
(06:22:05) (%Karate|AFK) only initially :)
(06:22:13) (feshmania) I'd probably hate everyone of your faces if I saw them
(06:22:20) (feshmania) but here I can pretend like I care
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) nice to know
(06:22:22) (@FrostyCoolSlug) :p
(06:22:24) (+Star) LMAO

3:00:06 PM <+w00t> Brain gets lovin' off me
3:00:09 PM <+w00t> Anyone quotes that, and die.
3:00:15 PM <@Brain> quotes what?.

* Chu laughs as he does something Windows-exclusive. :\
<+Chu> Erm...
<@Ravensky> crash?

20:25 <Bitrot> "And today, we have deep-fried cheese, in breadcrumbs, served with melted butter..."
20:25 <RobotBebop> Mmm..
20:25 <Sorcerer> he put the fat right in the thing
20:25 <Sorcerer> it's some kind of deep fried biscuit, and he put like 2 cups of oil into 5 cups of batter
20:26 <Necronus> On tomorrow's show, "Cooking with Angioplasty scrapings!"
20:26 <zchrist> Tomorrow's show: Surviving a Triple Bypass

[19:14] <SimSim> see, thats why you put the tv next to the computer ;)
[19:19] <Darzan> like I do
[19:20] <SimSim> same here
[19:22] <Napalm|Away> me too
[19:22] <Napalm|Away> but i'm a man
[19:22] <Napalm|Away> i can concentrate on 1 thing only
[19:23] <SimSim> haha, and what am I?
[19:23] <Napalm|Away> complicated
[19:23] <SimSim> haha
[19:23] <SimSim> cause I can do 2 things at once?
[19:25] <Napalm|Away> yeah
[19:25] <Napalm|Away> weirdo :P
[19:26] <Napalm|Away> and that doesn't include shitting and reading at the same time, that's in our genes

(23:37:30)(%Om) There is an answer to that question.
(23:37:36)(%Om) It is two letters long.
(23:37:42)(%Om) It begins with N
(23:37:47)(%Om) And has an O in it.
(23:37:59)(%Om) See if you can guess what it is.
(23:39:33)(+Alexx) my english isnt very strong...
(23:40:24)(+Alexx) I'm also dyslexic....errrmm...a little help anyone >?
(23:43:15)(+Peng) I think he means 'Die' but I'm not sure
(23:44:33)(+Alexx) I need a dictionary...
(23:44:43) *Alexx wanders off mumbling incoherantly
(23:48:26)(+Alexx) ..nope, my dictionary clearly states that 'Die' is three letters, and he specified 2 letters..
(23:52:06)(+Peng) are you sure you counted properly?
(23:53:10)(+Alexx) I'm not entirely certain...this is a pretty old dictionary so might be wrong..
(23:55:45)(+Alexx) Om....the anticipation is killing me, what was the word ?
(23:58:14)(%Om) Meh, I forgot ;(
(23:58:45)(+Alexx) damn, well...I'll just assume it was some frightfully witty comment on how amazing i am in bed :p
(23:59:48)(+Alexx) i get those alot :p

(21:48:32)(+mmind) ratio down to 2.7!
(21:48:34) *mmind cries like a little girl.
(21:48:39)(@Om) lol
(21:48:52)(+mmind) it's no laughing manner
(21:49:02)(+mmind) my bot's ratio is a reflection of my manhood
(21:49:10)(%Ordie) lol
(21:49:12)(+Mr_Sorry_of_Balmora) lol
(21:49:25)(%Ordie) you must be one heck of a man to have a ratio of 2.7
(21:49:25)(@Om) ;D
(21:49:27)(%General_Crespin) O_o
(21:49:32)(%Ordie) girl
(21:49:32) * General_Crespin screams.
(21:49:33) * mmind nods sagely.
(21:49:35)(@Om) Pete has 6.something :D
(21:49:49)(@Pete) B)
(21:49:54)(%Ordie) He must have chest hair by now uhm?

<Beer> we're here to help people... even the biggest of idiots... go figure ;)
<Brain> put him in my idiots box
<Brain> its getting rather full
<Brain> better buy another?
<Pete> A really big one
<Peng|gone> the ocean is big enough to dump them in
<Beer> naah it isn't
* Brain just takes a shipping container, paints 'assorted idiots' across the side in white paint and welds it shut apart from a 2 foot square hole in the top
<Beer> brain... you won't fit some idiots in a hole that small
<Brain> who said i intended to put them in there in one piece?
<Brain> if they wont fit, i'll simply cut them into 2ft/sq blocks
<Beer> fair enough ;)
<Peng|gone> good plan :D
<Beer> but it's your messy job :p
<Brain> hmm
<Brain> fetch me some plate steel
* Brain makes the hole smaller
<Brain> there
<Brain> funny, it looks like a cheeze grater :(
<Brain> wasnt intentional, i swear....
<Beer> you want a couple of chainsaws?
<Beer> or band saws?
<Brain> nah i should be able to rub them against this and fill my box with idiot filings

from #opers
....
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Ib3N> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Azhrarn> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> <insert lots of technical boring stuff here>
<Brain> :/
<Azhrarn> err *ip
<Ib3N> TP
<Ib3N> I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
<Azhrarn> I AM CORNHOLIO
<Brain> TP TP TP!
<Ib3N> BUNGHOLIO
<Brain> IIII AM THE GREAT BUNGHOLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> BUNGHOLIOIOIOIOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Brain> <sung like an arab prayer song>
* Azhrarn sleep now

..we're soo serious ;)