<Rigo> im still not sure whether or not i believe you, ill have to think about it
<Rigo> i only recently found out that civilization had made its way to Sweden, when i had the great fortune of speaking with one
<Ib3N> hehe
<Ib3N> you actually have two norwegians in this channel as we speak
<Rigo> pretty much, Americans are the civilized, righteous, brilliant, rulers of the planet, and the almost every other country are heathen barbarians
<Rigo> with the exception of Great Britian and France
<Gatzby> until we liberate them
<Ib3N> lol
<Gatzby> we're going to liberate france soon
<Gatzby> again
<Rigo> lol

[00:04] <Token> i'd like to sue the chatspike for being too sharp..
[00:04] <Yeti> injury, copyright, or other?
[00:04] <Token> it cut my finger :(
00:04] <Token> emotional destress, and about 500 grand for the embarassment..
[00:04] <Yeti> we would like to counter-sue you for blood staining our chatspike, signed the ChatSpike legal team
[00:05] <Token> okay, lets settle it then
[00:05] <Token> lets say.. $5,000 ?
[00:05] <Yeti> we claim emotional distress plus 600 grand for cleaning, polishing, re-sharpening and rebrandishing in solid kryptonite
[00:05] * Token drops the suit
[00:06] * Yeti celebrates his second successful countersuit in the name of The ChatSpike Legal Team

[23:23] <Zedd> I'm on Scan's back to finish off his bits


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(@Craig-Away) roar?
(@Dr_Kev) meow
(+Hmzaniac) m00
(+fire_ice_2035) Baaah!
(@Craig-Away) m33p
(@Dr_Kev) eee-i-eee-i-o
(+fire_ice_2035) G33k t4lk!
(@Craig-Away) lol Kev
(@Craig-Away) who you calling old?!? :p
(@Craig-Away) Old MacDonald had a farm..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Craig-Away) and on that farm he had some Kevs..
(@Craig-Away) eee-i-eee-i-o
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" here
(@Dr_Kev) and a
(@Dr_Kev) with a "STFU CRAIG" there
(@Craig-Away) :D
(@Dr_Kev) :D
(+Om) lol

[16:09] <DL> see thats what i get for never being in irc
[16:09] <DL> ppl talk about me when im not around :P
[16:09] <Darzan> yup
[16:09] <coco> :)
[16:10] <DL> its ok cuz i know you do it out of love ;)
[16:10] <DL> even darzie, he loves me too
[16:10] <coco> ofc
[16:10] <DL> he wants to have my children, i think
[16:11] <coco> heh better him than me :)
[16:13] <Darzan> amen to that, I have wider hips

* Craig pounces kittie :p
<Craig> whoops, didn't pounce too hard did i?
<kittie> meraldkmalkerja;dfaewlkrq'e
<kittie> *can't breathe*
* Craig gets off
<Craig> DON'T!
<kittie> huh?
<Ave|afk> gross
<kittie> lol

<ol> anyone got a duck handy?
* Avengeful fucks it
<Avengeful> :)
<RefereeBot> Winbot computes Avengeful's sexin' as:
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<RefereeBot> Overall rating: 72/100
<Avengeful> oh SHIT!
<Avengeful> i fuck ducks good!

<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I've actually eaten those edible panties too
<@frosty-theaussie> XD
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> they taste like crap
<@frosty-theaussie> :(
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> n noone was wearing them
<%Lowlife-tehhonoraryaustralian> I was just hungry

(@Beer) what invisible people?
@Beer can't see them

[ +SirOlli ] woohoo! I got my tax refund!
[ +Mike ] woohoo, I sent SirOlli a fake check to make him think he got a tax refund!