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#581 (4)
Posted by Om @ 2005-06-20 13:58:07
(w00t) BSD users kiss girls.
(w00t) Linux users get laid.
(w00t) Mac users kiss boys.
(w00t) Windows users kiss their mommies!
(Om) ...
(w00t) :P
(w00t) from slashdot comments
(Om) I was gonna install BSD... ;/
(w00t) HAHAHA :P
(w00t) feel sorry for me, i run windows/linux - does this mean i get laid with my mum? :/
(Om) Yes :p
#582 (4)
Posted by Jujimufu @ 2005-06-23 11:50:59
<ardeth> I have a question.
<@Dr_Kev> I have an answer.
<@Dr_Kev> wanna see if they match up?
#583 (2)
Posted by Surfer @ 2005-06-24 22:02:10
[21:53:18] +Meh goes to hunt down the rogue Weetabix in his house
[21:55:42] @Kisrah points and laughs at Weetabix jumping on Surfer's head.
[21:56:35] +Meh returns triumphantly with Special K and a Crunchie
[21:56:47] [+Meh] THE BEAST IS SLAIN!
[21:57:09] [@Kisrah] You binned the old Weetabix didn't you?
[21:57:18] [+Meh] yeah :(
[21:57:31] [+Meh] That counts as slain in my book
#584 (4)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-26 10:22:50
[19:23:06] <+Chu> <w00t> c, as in c :p <-- "c" is for cookie? O:)
[19:24:14] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:19] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:25] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:26] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:28] <+w00t> C IS FOR COOKIE!
[19:24:35] <+Chu> THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
[19:24:36] <+w00t> OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!
[19:24:38] <+xevix> C is for crack
[19:24:41] <+w00t> *cough*
[19:24:41] <+Chu> :S
[19:24:51] * +w00t makes cricket noises at xevix
#585 (1)
Posted by Kisrah @ 2005-07-01 20:11:32
#omnia's resident bot shows some disturbing intelligence once again...

<Peng> Archy` knows more about mIRC than I do
<Peng> slap him til he talks
* Walrus holds him down
#586 (-2)
Posted by Excal @ 2006-04-07 20:51:41
<[BR]Bandiit> wow is even more addictive
<LammaL> kinda like wanking
#587 (0)
Posted by Olli @ 2006-04-08 18:42:07
* Avengeful officially and publicly apologizes to olli for being a dumbass

<Avengeful> Olli wants everyone to know that the Ave is a dumbarse and that the Ave apologizes publicly for his dumbarseness thank you and have a nice day
#588 (0)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-06-30 05:29:57
Keeping along the thread of OS jokes...

[14:21:02] <%Mike> UPNP - Universal Plug and Pray
[14:22:16] <@w00t> yup :p
[14:23:22] <%Mike> on linux it's plug and cry
[14:25:40] <@w00t> lol
[14:27:03] <%Mike> on bsd, it's don't plug
[14:27:29] <@w00t> just pray
#589 (1)
Posted by Azhrarn @ 2005-06-28 21:42:19
[16:37] Teleios_: well I did have a penis last ngiht.
#590 (-1)
Posted by Ordie @ 2005-06-29 00:08:41
<Proweler> mmh, beeing inteligent and asking qeustions don't go to gether
<Proweler> every time you finished writing your qeustion you know the awnser

Well, he was smart enough to realise that ;o