[13:24:57] * ping
[13:24:59] * pong
[13:25:00] * ping
[13:25:02] * pong
[13:25:03] * ping

..Some people have way too much time on their hands..

OMFG Longest quote ever!

* Dr_Kevorkian is now known as Special_K
<[OPA]Garak> Why should Kev menace a sponge would be the rather interisting question evolving from that
* Stormscape is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman
<[BRC]Ingus> because he cant menace anything else so has to try a sponge, but then fails at that aswell
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman does stuff named henchmen do.... not die
<[BRC]Ingus> errr but henchmen always die/or get beat up/or run away
* [OPA]Garak is now known as Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Theres always at least 2 of em
<[BRC]Ingus> lol
* [BRC]Ingus is now known as Bond_James_Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> OMG
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> It's bond!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> JAMES BOND!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> hurry Evil Henchman No. 2!
<Bond_James_Bond> ph34r
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 hurries
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP!
* wStuckToIceBrik kung-fu's Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 judo chops Bond_James_Bond into Pizza-calamari
* Bond_James_Bond dodges and pushes henchman 1 over the side of a cliff
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman pulls out the mind ray
<Bond_James_Bond> lol
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't kill named henchmen! everyone knows that
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> yeah!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> you beat them u
<Bond_James_Bond> i never said killed
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *up
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> but you cant kill hem
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> *them
<Bond_James_Bond> i pushed over a cliff
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> only anonymous henchmen die
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> true
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> well
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> omg
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> henchmen with personality
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> except for Mustafa from Austin Powers
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> EVOLUTION!
<Bond_James_Bond> and oddjob
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> and Random Task
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> btw we re not supposed to have any dialog here
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> but they don't count
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman goes back to fighting Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> KARATE KICK!@
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> JUDO CHOP! JUDO CHOP!
<Bond_James_Bond> i just pushed you over a cliff now shh
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> like we said
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> KUNG FU!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> named henchman only get slightly hurt
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> BU-DO-KA!
* Bond_James_Bond deflects all judo chops with a flick of his wrist
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in the helicopter
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman: that would imply you FELL on it - which is rather unhealthy
<Bond_James_Bond> awww forget this
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> no
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> I landed in it
* Bond_James_Bond is now known as theoverfiend
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> god
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> this sounds like a bad Bond movie
* theoverfiend goes and just annihaltes the world
<theoverfiend> the end
* wStuckToIceBrik is now known as PussyGalore
<PussyGalore> :O
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> nu uh!
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2> :/
<PussyGalore> Where'd bond go :(
<PussyGalore> i'm too late :(
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> you can't end the world
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman_2 is now known as Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> Bond always stops the bad guy
<theoverfiend> i can so
<Bond> *cough*
<PussyGalore> BOND!
* PussyGalore rubs
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> BOND! James Bond!
* Bond s just Bond
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> ok
<theoverfiend> lol
<Bond> Everyone what he can do best
<Bond> :D
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> let's skip ahead to the one scary part for bond
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman captures Bond magically
* Bond is now known as Garak
<Garak> tsk
* theoverfiend is now known as [BRC]Ingus
<Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman> lol
* Special_Ks_Evil_Henchman is now known as Stormscape
<Stormscape> and End Scene!
<Stormscape> good work people

* Dr_Kev|gone is now known as Dr_Kevorkian
* ChanServ sets mode: +oa Dr_Kevorkian Dr_Kevorkian
<Damien> wb Dr_Kev
<[BRC]Ingus> hey kev
<[OPA]Garak> Oh nooo its teh full-length-kev
<Stormscape> OMGZ
<Stormscape> we're boned.
* [BRC]Ingus cuts kev in half
* Pete sets mode: +vv Ordie smokeala
<[BRC]Ingus> or thirds even
<Stormscape> that's make him Dr_Kev, Ingus
<Stormscape> lol
<[BRC]Ingus> nope half would do my mistake
<Stormscape> exactly right
<Stormscape> thirds would be Dr_
<Stormscape> :D
<Stormscape> or Dr_K
<[BRC]Ingus> yeah that 1
<[BRC]Ingus> hey hey hey its dr_k
<Stormscape> doesn't sound as menancing
<[BRC]Ingus> kev couldnt menace a sponge anyway though

[10:04] * nooks is blonde now!!!!
[10:04] * nooks introduces herself to nicki, i'm nooks :D
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> really?
[10:04] <[BRC]Ingus> oh you got it done then
[10:04] <Tatsyrup> You never seemed the dumb blonde type
[10:05] <nooks> i'm not the dumb blonde type i'm just blonde without the dumb!

<Ib3N> there should be something called a emergency toothpick!
<Ib3N> whenever you need a toothpick caus something has stuck in your teeth but you cant get it out with your fingers... you should call someone and they should fly in a toothpick withing 5 minutes
<Ib3N> BLEH
<[OPA]Garafk> I had a toothpick being stuck in my teeth the other day
<[OPA]Garafk> took me a 2nd one to get the first one out
<[OPA]Garafk> :/
<Ib3N> hehe

4:27:51 PM <%Odin> can u milk yourself, you have nipples dont you?
4:27:53 PM <+Heutink> you like milking cats
4:28:07 PM <%w00t> that's not a fetish
4:28:09 PM <%w00t> that's a hobby

* sexy_geek cuts off Dr_Kev's family jewels and auctions them to a rich arab for 3 camels and a eunach
<`Boo> ouch
<`Boo> heheheh
<sexy_geek> hehe
<sexy_geek> that'll teach him
<Dr_Kev> hmm
<Dr_Kev> why did you want a eunach in the trade?
<sexy_geek> i didnt want one
<sexy_geek> its an arab thing you always get a eunach

[17:22:23] <+Sporks> well, an asshole is nice :)

<-- Pussi has quit ([CS] Quit: Men are like ........ Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.)

* Brain sets mode: +o IdleServ
* SirOlli is now known as IdleSurf
[...]
<IdleSurf> For Goodness' sake
<IdleSurf> I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes
<IdleSurf> I got the Shakes
<IdleSurf> I got the Hippy Hippy Shakes
[..MORE LYRICS..]<IdleSurf> :DDD
<Magnus> SPAM :O
<Magnus> From a Idle Surfer :O
* IdleServ was kicked by Brain (spamsurf!)
<Brain> :p;
* IdleSurf is now known as Olli
<Olli> rofl
<Brain> whoops
<Brain> wrong one
<Siltem> lol
<Magnus> Surf the Spam :)
[...]
<Surfer> [17:33:04] [+Magnus] From a Idle Surfer :O <---wha?
<Olli> LOL
<[OPA]Taeglian> lol