[03:13] <[Brain]> you wanna play with Craig's stick Marie???
[03:13] * Marie giggles
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <Marie> Brain, *nods* everynight :p
[03:13] <[Brain]> lol
[03:13] <[Brain]> is it a long stick?
[03:13] * [Brain] goes to find Craig's pool cue and find out
[03:13] <Pinky> You're really interested Brain?:P
[03:13] <Marie> eh ... so-so
[03:14] <[Brain]> of course babe, how can i play pool with him if i dont know how long his stick is?
[03:14] <Marie> could be longer, I still can't do anything in the middle of the table
[03:14] <[Brain]> LMAO!

<Black_Raven> god damn pussy fucking shuit mother fucker cockass damnit!!!!
<stlhd_away> every kid has said the same thing since we cawled from the ooze

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[11:46] * ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> i think :/
[11:46] <Angelic_Devil> is there a di.. nvm
[11:46] <Togy> humm
[11:46] <Alfred> im sure ive topped 30min :/
[11:46] <Chez> yer orgasm
[11:46] <Togy> yet again ish walks in at a bad time ;)
[11:46] <Ib3N> is that possible?
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] *** ChanServ sets mode: +v [DE]Ishamael
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> [12:47] <Angelic_Devil> orgasm
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> how good am I
[11:46] <[DE]Ishamael> i walk in and girls orgasm all over the place :o
[11:47] <Angelic_Devil> u want one ish?? :P

[12:22] * Ib3N has also an sneaking suspicion that he's the oldest one in the room...?
[12:22] <Togy> how old?
[12:23] <Angelic_Devil> u old fart
[12:23] <Sporks> Angelic_Devil is molesting meh again!

[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy

~21:57:16~ <Black_Raven> seen alot of penis
~21:59:19~ <Black_Raven> im bored

<goboman>does anyone know how i can use winbot on starcraft
<Blue_Star>lmao
<Blue_Star>wrong channel for that goboman :P
<[Brain]>goboman type this: /msg irc quit being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft
<[Brain]>then mr irc (one of our regulars) will help you
<goboman>ok
<goboman>thx
<[Brain]>you must tell him to quit being quiet tho.... that'll get his attention cause its his notify ;)
<--goboman has quit ([CS] Quit: being quiet and tell me how to make winbot work on starcraft)

[00:11] <@Craig> she had it in my ear or up my nose :

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[14:38] * Togy looks all aroused

[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> mem'll be rubbing viv's feet
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> or bathing the kids
[14:07] <Dr_Kevorkian> lol
[14:07] <C-R-Y-P-T> no time for internet related games
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> meet and greet the parents
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is 'dad'"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> "you can call me ted son"
[14:08] <C-R-Y-P-T> *shakes hand*
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "this is 'mum'"
[14:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> "you can call me ted also son"
[14:09] <C-R-Y-P-T> lol
[14:09] <Ib3N> lol
[14:10] <C-R-Y-P-T> "this is uncle jimmy, who's also eldest brother"
[14:10] <Dr_Kevorkian> hey ma! get down off da roof!
[14:10] <Alfred> LMAO
[14:11] <C-R-Y-P-T> gawd dang theres a gopher stuck in the turbine again
[14:11] <Angelic_Devil> lol
[14:11] <Ib3N> LOL
[14:11] <Dr_Kevorkian> mmmm sounds like dinners ah ready