[21:28:10] <+ed> i'm preparing for a bold attempt at obtaining employment tomorrow
[21:28:38] <Iain> employment sucks
[21:28:50] <+ed> found an advert for a kitchen hand at the pub around the corner from me, i managed to get hold of information pertaining to when the manager is on break tomorrow
[21:28:59] <Iain> lol
[21:29:08] <+ed> so im walking straight in, screw applying
[21:29:16] <+ed> "Employ me, bitches"
[21:30:05] <+Olli> the strategy is sound, but you need to work on implementation some more
[21:30:11] <Iain> ye
[21:30:54] <Iain> like say hi my name is ed and i'll perform sexual favours for work
[21:31:36] <Iain> you werent specific about the type of pub
[21:31:39] <+Olli> nah, you need to be more subtle
[21:31:58] <+Olli> I suggest: "Hi, I'm ed and I heard you need help handling your sausage"
[21:32:58] <Iain> we are helpful arent we