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<lz|g0ne> I\'m still waiting to work out how to use this jizz dispenser of his :)
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper
<lz|g0ne> Gardener^: any ideas?
<Gardener^> jerk firmly?
<hybridx> Garderner: DON\'T!!! :-)
<Gardener^> jerk softly?
* lz|g0ne tries
<hybridx> oh fuck
<hybridx> you bast
<Gardener^> dont pretend u dont like it :P
<lz|g0ne> didnt work
<Gardener^> u obv dont work him proper