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[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i useda have a rubber duck
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy
[12:09] <Dr_Kevorkian> you vibrate Alf?
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> i took it in the bath with me.
[12:09] <Blue_Star> <-- typo morning
[12:09] * MrBOFH sticks alfy with a pin and deflates him
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> it gave me great pleasure
[12:09] <MrBOFH> lol
[12:09] <[DE]Ishamael> ...
[12:09] <Chez> im sure it did
[12:09] <MrBOFH> did it go buuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[12:09] <Alfred> i had a submarine :/
[12:09] <Angelic_Devil> no, it went "squeak"
[12:10] <MrBOFH> KINKY!
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> but u hadta squeeze it:P
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> what did you use to squeez it? :p
[12:10] <Ib3N> 'n there was lotsa squeezing...
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> :|
[12:10] <Angelic_Devil> my mouth ;)
[12:10] <MrBOFH> pfff
[12:11] <MrBOFH> well there went that fantasy