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#501 (0)
Posted by Alexx @ 2005-03-25 08:17:35
* Togy has joined #chatting_naked
<Lowlife> hi togy
* Alexx pokes togy
* Lowlife pokes Alexx
<Togy> moo
* Lowlife milks togy
<Togy> eek
<Lowlife> well, you said moo, implying that you are a cow, and everyone knows cows need to be relieved of their milk or they will rupture their
<Lowlife> uhm
<Lowlife> boozem
<Lowlife> :p
<Alexx> funny...those cows in the fields with no farmers to milk them seem to be doing quite well without being milked..
<Lowlife> well, that's cause of the milk production being kept active by withdrawing milk
<Lowlife> also, normally, when animals are producing milk, they can not be furtilized
<Lowlife> that's like that with humans too
<Lowlife> and in nature, once the calf stops drinking the milk
<Lowlife> the production stops
<Alexx> you have the discovery channel dont you
#502 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-02 12:34:52
* HAL has joined #bap
* ChanServ sets mode: +o HAL
<HAL> hi
<SirOlli> bye
<HAL> somthing i said?
<Primor> lol
<SirOlli> LOL
#503 (-1)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-26 00:59:55
[01:01] * Craig goes back to flashing
#504 (2)
Posted by w00t @ 2005-03-26 05:19:43
[4:15:53pm] -Global- From Craig: w00t is bored.. everyone PM him with 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:17:08pm] <LinkTetra> w00t! you suck.,
[4:16:23pm] <luigiman> 'w00t! you suck..' -- Thanks :)
[4:16:35pm] <KrazyTaco> w00t! you suck..
[4:16:42pm] <Kitsune> <3
[4:16:10pm] <Omni> w00t! Craig is a jerk!
[4:16:14pm] <w00t> HAHAHAHA
[4:17:35pm] <Omni> Don't get me /killed! :P


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#505 (9)
Posted by Ravensky @ 2005-03-26 15:48:24
<@Lurker> Sporks, be nice.
<%Sporks> umm.. no, fuck you.
#506 (1)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-03-28 19:16:44
<^MeM^|Away> you'll be a gibbering moron in no time craig.
<Beer> what do you mean in no time? ;p
<Olli> not much change there ;)
<^MeM^|Away> lol
<Elyas> for the better, too
#507 (0)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-03-30 14:38:05
14:37 <[Brain]> ugh, im exhausted now, too much tidying
14:37 <[Brain]> new keyboard for my laptop arrived today, and for 2 years that laptop has sat there as a static brick
14:37 <[Brain]> running, but not portable
14:38 <[Brain]> and ive kind of built up clutter on top of it, i just spent ages sorting through the crap sitting on the old keyboard/mouse unit
14:39 <[Brain]> gift vouchers, foreign money, jewellery, watches, keyrings, trinkets and souvenirs, notes, sweets, pins, office toys.... :/
14:39 <[Brain]> adaptors, various wires and plugs :/
14:39 <[Brain]> stuff on there goes back the whole two years, its like a fossil dig lol
#508 (3)
Posted by Brain @ 2005-04-02 22:43:43
[22:45] <Mike> slugs, and 'features'
[22:45] <Craig> features my ass :p
[22:45] <Craig> wait
[22:45] <Craig> that didn't come out right
[22:45] <Craig> ;/
[22:45] <Mike> Craigs ass has features
[22:45] <Mike> interesting
[22:45] <Craig> for the record.. InspIRCd does _NOT_ FEATURE MY ASS
#509 (2)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-03 17:39:42
* Avengeful lubs da ladies legs
<SirOlli> does your lady know that?
* Avengeful hides
* SirOlli finds Avengeful
<SirOlli> hooray! I got me self a little green guy :D
<Avengeful> :O
<Elf> olli's gone irish O_o
* SirOlli puts it on a shelf
* SirOlli listens to "The Night Pat Murphy Died"
<coco> are you gonna start dancing a jig soon? :p
* SirOlli dances a jig for coco
<Blue> dancing?
<Blue> mmmmm
* coco claps...very good
<Avengeful> :O
* SirOlli dances with Avengeful
* coco takes pics
<coco> 0:)
<SirOlli> could you make me a poster of the one where I throw him up in the air?
<Blue> lol
<Avengeful> :O
<SirOlli> ave, you look so cute in that scarlet top and that lime green miniskirt :D
<coco> sure ...i hope he had on panties under that skirt tho o_O
<SirOlli> thong.
<coco> lol
<Avengeful> my stepchildren hurt just thinking abt that
* coco giggles
<SirOlli> LMAO
#510 (3)
Posted by Olli @ 2005-04-06 14:33:52
* Olli humps Om till he becomes unconscious
* Olli prods Om
<Olli> wake up!
* Olli pours a bucket of cold water over Om
* Olli pours a bucket of cold hydrochloric acid over Om
* Olli mops the remnants into the sink and flushes it into the ocean...
<Olli> every sink leads to the ocean